Such a Cubicle Day
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays". Those famous "Office Space" words which led to corporate drone anarchy pop into my head on a morning like today's. It's just you and your four slabs of particle board, nose down, pedal to floor, rinse, repeat.
Take solace in the fact that somewhere out there an unemployable JUCO dropout is wailing away on more than an air guitar , while subsiding nicely off eternal unemployment and Powerbars.
If I had your job, I'd kill myself.
P.S. Cubicle fantasy would have been awesome if he had a chute malfunction and meatbombed it into the earth.
gt love league of their own. marla hooch. What a hitter.
Not to hi-jack this thread, but out of curiousity, what kind of cubes / offices do most of you guys have in the workplace?
I currently have my own office, but I'm getting ready to switch banks and now I'll be in more of a bullpen type setup with a bunch of other guys.
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