Who is WSO's Most Eligible Bachelor / Bachelorette?

Business Insider is commencing a search for the most eligible Bachelor and Bachelorette in the finance world for its first "Most Eligible" list. They need help looking for people and its not just about being sexy.

We're not just looking for someone with good looks and a great job, but instead someone who displays qualities such as volunteerism/philanthropy, extracurricular activities, cool interests and/or hobbies, etc.

Who would you like to officially nominate as WSO's most eligible Bachelor/Bachelorette? Give his/her username w/ a reason or two why (have some fun with it :) Andy will then create an official poll consisting of the leading nominations.

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Blastoise.

/contest

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
GoldmanBallSachsinb4 every troll gets nominated for no apparent reason

it has begun

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

Stephen Ridley.

LOLOLOLOL.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
Tommy Too-tonedguess it depends on who's got the biggest Johnson...

start uploadin' your picks

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
 

On the bachelorette side, it's gotta be Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.

Only the 2 for 1 package is available though... so you gotta be down with MMM 3-sums

 
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Don't know how nobody has mentioned IlliniProgrammer yet. Definitely moving up in the world, doesn't get excessively drunk at inappropriate times due to his admitted status as a lightweight, and will takehis lady for rides through the beautiful New Jersey countryside in his tricked-out rusty Honda.

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In The FleshDon't know how nobody has mentioned IlliniProgrammer yet. Definitely moving up in the world, doesn't get excessively drunk at inappropriate times due to his admitted status as a lightweight, and will takehis lady for rides through the beautiful New Jersey countryside in his tricked-out rusty Honda.

does IP get member of the year and WSO's most eligible bachelor? well I guess the two go hand in hand in a way. I imagine she'd have to like hang gliding though

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Maybe you should be allowed to win both in one year, but not two years in a row?

Also, domestic beers. And swimming.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
go.with.the.flowAndy because hes far removed from finance and is chilling by a beach.

agreed, though closest beach is 5 hours (buenos aires is on a dirty river) and its almost winter

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Short, LOL. I'm glad I haven't been nominated yet. Don't worry about it... plus you're not really a bachelor if I recall or did something change?

 

You are a Batchelor untill you put a ring on it, and no I'm not talking about a cock ring.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
ZHeyd7Thread made for the trolls lol. But I don't know who I'd say for certain prolly Flake, Edmundo Braverman, or IlliniProgrammer.

Its apperent you dont read much here......

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