Who is WSO's Most Eligible Bachelor / Bachelorette?

Business Insider is commencing a search for the most eligible Bachelor and Bachelorette in the finance world for its first "Most Eligible" list. They need help looking for people and its not just about being sexy.


We're not just looking for someone with good looks and a great job, but instead someone who displays qualities such as volunteerism/philanthropy, extracurricular activities, cool interests and/or hobbies, etc.

Who would you like to officially nominate as WSO's most eligible Bachelor/Bachelorette? Give his/her username w/ a reason or two why (have some fun with it :) Andy will then create an official poll consisting of the leading nominations.

 

Blastoise.

/contest

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Stephen Ridley.

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Tommy Too-toned:
guess it depends on who's got the biggest Johnson...

start uploadin' your picks

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Best Response

Don't know how nobody has mentioned IlliniProgrammer yet. Definitely moving up in the world, doesn't get excessively drunk at inappropriate times due to his admitted status as a lightweight, and will takehis lady for rides through the beautiful New Jersey countryside in his tricked-out rusty Honda.

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In The Flesh:
Don't know how nobody has mentioned IlliniProgrammer yet. Definitely moving up in the world, doesn't get excessively drunk at inappropriate times due to his admitted status as a lightweight, and will takehis lady for rides through the beautiful New Jersey countryside in his tricked-out rusty Honda.

does IP get member of the year and WSO's most eligible bachelor? well I guess the two go hand in hand in a way. I imagine she'd have to like hang gliding though

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ZHeyd7:
Thread made for the trolls lol. But I don't know who I'd say for certain prolly Flake, Edmundo Braverman, or IlliniProgrammer.

Its apperent you dont read much here......

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