Eye Cream

Been a hectic week for me...getting the bags under the eyes. Some of you guys in IB must use some sort of eye cream to either conceal or minimize the "I havent slept in 39 hours" look. The only other product I currently use on a daily basis is a nice moisturizer/self-tanner combo.

Any suggestions on what to use?

 
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If I'm in the office and look tired, I rock it. Just don't act tired or get into a mood, because that will just irritate people. Just snort some Claritin and spalsh your eye-area with the coldest water you can find.

 
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Who gives a fuck? Walk around with bags under your eyes.

If you're that torn up about it, wet a tea bag stick it in the freezer, than put it on your eyes. The cool gets rid of the puffiness and the caffeine is for some reason or another good also. Or just do as someone else had mentioned and just have an MD tea bag your puffy eyes. In this heat, the sweaty ball sack would radiate heat onto your eyes, increasing bloodflow to your eyes.

Serious about the tea bags though, I'm pretty sure I saw or read it somewhere as being one of the best remedies.

On another note... my highlighter smells like anus. I'm wondering if someone has done this, or if highlighter fluid characteristically smells like anus. If anyone else could smell their highlighter and respond it would be much appreciated, as someone could very well come in tomorrow morning and find my fecal residue on their telephone mouth piece.

 

I just dont like looking shitty, especially in the morning. Thanks for the Prep H and Kiehl's suggestions. Im going to try the teabags tomorrow morning.

LOL marcus, I actually took out 2 highlighters and smelled them both...nothing.

 

-Ice your face or -Put a spoon in the freezer and place it over your closed eye for 5 minutes in the morning

I promise you're wasting your money on creams that claim to get rid of under-eye puffiness.

 

A bit on the pricey side- Chanel le lift creme yeux eye cream ($105). I was shopping around for eye cream at nordstrom and was planning on getting something around $35-50 range but after the sales associate put some on one eye & after 10 minutes of conversation their eye was complete gone of blackness and looked firm relative to their other eye I was sold! Currently on my third batch of this stuff and would highly recommend. Usually lasts me about 5/6 months.

 

I have three products I swear by:

1) L'Oreal Hydra Energetic Anti-Fatigue Moisturiser (£10.59) - use it every day in the morning

2) Myego Fonteint Hydrating Enhancer (£21) - for when my skin's drier then normal and I need to even my skintone / when I want to hide the bags under my eyes

3) Clarins Santal Face Treatment Oil (£34) - for use at night after washing my face

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