bankerchic: Any girl with the screenname "bankerchic" is surely a cool person and a thrill to hang out with in real life. I would not expect you to understand what is and isn't funny. Especially if you're starting threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/node/7745

jdizz: Go back to Canada, and take Tom Green with you.

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Mark Klein,

I happen to be pretty damn cool. You would be lucky to score a girl as fun and attractive. In any case, your post was funny. Just not as good as some I have seen.

 
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Replace "law school" and "one L" with (insert BB's name here). Replace "reasonableness and jurisdiction" with WACC, DCF, and Excel. Replace "professors" with MDs. Replace "friends" with coworkers. Replace "cases" with models. Replace "when I pass the bar" with when I get my bonus.

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Mark Klein, that was a waste of time.

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