It's stuff like this that really makes you stop and think
Watch it 'til the end:
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Funny. I guess.
Waste of time
bankerchic: Any girl with the screenname "bankerchic" is surely a cool person and a thrill to hang out with in real life. I would not expect you to understand what is and isn't funny. Especially if you're starting threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/node/7745
jdizz: Go back to Canada, and take Tom Green with you.
Mark Klein,
I happen to be pretty damn cool. You would be lucky to score a girl as fun and attractive. In any case, your post was funny. Just not as good as some I have seen.
just.. wow... at least girl scouts make great cookies
I get the feeling that third kid fucked up his line...
That's pretty bad...but BSA is still great!
on many levels.
I think Bankerchic should be required to post her runway pics (from around the world), transcript, and daddy's contact information at Goldman
On my honor I will do my best To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.
haha Junkbondswap- that post was definitely a joke. Funny though how some people here actually considered it serious for a second.
Replace "law school" and "one L" with (insert BB's name here). Replace "reasonableness and jurisdiction" with WACC, DCF, and Excel. Replace "professors" with MDs. Replace "friends" with coworkers. Replace "cases" with models. Replace "when I pass the bar" with when I get my bonus.
LOL
"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
Some of you have probably seen this already, but it had me cracking up for awhile. The look on his face is priceless.
Mark Klein, that was a waste of time.
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