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bankerchic: Any girl with the screenname "bankerchic" is surely a cool person and a thrill to hang out with in real life. I would not expect you to understand what is and isn't funny. Especially if you're starting threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/node/7745

jdizz: Go back to Canada, and take Tom Green with you.

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Mark Klein,

I happen to be pretty damn cool. You would be lucky to score a girl as fun and attractive. In any case, your post was funny. Just not as good as some I have seen.

 
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