Best way to sleep with boss?

There is no sleeping in banking

when you ask for comments on your book.

Are you a man or woman? If you're a woman it'd probably be considerably easier, though I also don't know how horny female MDs are...

I don't know, but I'll bet buying some sweet banker-casual shoes would help the process along...

My favorite is to bend him over his desk

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Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

When your in a bind do whats right....pull out your c*ck. Works with both banking sexes.
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So what do you do?
-I work for an investment banking firm.
Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones.
-No, a college degree is required in my profession

this thread is amazing. love it

Also you could slip him/her some rufenol, knock her up (get knocked up), DNA test the kid and blackmail, blackmail, blackmail
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So what do you do?
-I work for an investment banking firm.
Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones.
-No, a college degree is required in my profession

No way, dude. Female MDs want to be railed hard.

Walk into their office and say, "Everyday for the last year you have pushed my shit in, HARD... So its time for me to return the favor."

I know of an analyst who did actually sleep with somebody senior to him in his team though she wasn't on the md level

Two words: Closing Dinner.

when in doubt, whip it out