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BTbankerHa. The only women at my firm are subordinates... I'm an intern.
You can always suck a cock, I guess.
BTbankerAll I ask of Consuela is to keep the lemon Pledge flowin'.
That's a racist, bullshit comment. Grow up.
 

Ive hooked up with a girl at my school because I knew her dad was the head of Public finance at a large MM firm. Got the interview but realized I didn't want to go into public finance and there were no off cycle M&A spots open. She wasnt THAT bad. like a 5.5. She also walked with a limp because of a horse racing accident so she kid of looked like a retarded horse. So sad.. but true story.

 

lol same but my gurl had an accident in a poke-battle (rhydon used takedown but hit her leg instead lol dun ask) and she ended up having to limp around :(

also knew someone who acidentally got hit by a zubat's confuse ray and thus was rendered retarted for at least a month ...was a lvl 49 zubat so understandable

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mudkipz

lol same but my gurl had an accident in a poke-battle (rhydon used takedown but hit her leg instead lol dun ask) and she ended up having to limp around :(

also knew someone who acidentally got hit by a zubat's confuse ray and thus was rendered retarted for at least a month ...was a lvl 49 zubat so understandable

As someone who grew up in the mid-90s, I found this surprisingly funny. I chuckled

 

My favorite is to bend him over his desk

Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 
When your in a bind do whats right....pull out your c*ck. Works with both banking sexes.

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
Also you could slip him/her some rufenol, knock her up (get knocked up), DNA test the kid and blackmail, blackmail, blackmail

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

Walk into their office and say, "Everyday for the last year you have pushed my shit in, HARD... So its time for me to return the favor."

 

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