Drug testing - Wells Fargo

I know I know everyone is going to hate me for asking but I'm paranoid.

I recently accepted a verbal offer from Wells Fargo (within wholesale banking, not securities).

Can anyone that works for wells fargo speak as to when they underwent drug screening?

Was it after you signed the offer letter or after you reported to work?

 
hopefulbanker99:
How soon before starting work? Same week?

Not sure for your gig, for my IB SA gig this summer (and my friends') the drug tests are now for a late May/early June start date.

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hopefulbanker99:
How soon before starting work? Same week?

Not sure for your gig, for my IB SA gig this summer (and my friends') the drug tests are now for a late May/early June start date.

thanks for the insight. +1

pacman007:
just pray that it isn't a hair follicle test....then you're pretty fucked.
haHA that would be bad. That would honestly be pretty stupid though...who gives a fuck if you smoked a joint 3 months ago?
 

Just go to a head shop a buy some clean piss. They don't monitor your toc screen for corporate gigs, just for like probation and shit.

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They probably won't do a hair follicle test (might be a good idea to look at the employee handbook to make sure). Usually that's reserved for people who require a security clearance, transportation jobs (if you need a CDL), military (sometimes), etc.

If you're worried about a piss test, Google "how to pass a piss test". If you want to get that shit out of your system naturally, you could do it in 2-3 weeks by working out every day, drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice, and maintaining a good diet.

I highly doubt they'll test you for an SA, but I could be wrong. Better safe than sorry.

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You have to read about the drug test before you sign the contract and it always read what you sign because if the contract is stipulated nothing you can do ...

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Jim Rome was talking about this last week RE: some top prospect who tested positive for weed at the NFL Combine. I'll say the same to you, "If you can't stay off (whatever your preferred narcotic is) for this brief period of time, then said drug is clearly more important than your career and you have a drug problem."

FYI: I'm a Liberterian-Leaning Conservative who opposes Criminalization of drugs, hookers, gambling, etc. but this is your CAREER and LIFE

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hopefulbanker99:
Thought I'd update everyone and maybe help some prospective WF analysts in the future. I didn't end up undergoing drug screening (at least thus far). Completed a full FBI background check and that seems to be the totality of it.

Correct. The following are the exact words from a Morgan Stanely IB HR chick / cougar I was chatting with last weekend at the Kentucky Derby "Nobody does drug tests. It's a surprisingly big expense to have for a large organization, almost impossible to catch someone using another persons piss (long as it's not their pregnant girlfriends) and we figure there's plenty of other chances for these kids to get axed anyway,"

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Pot is gone in a month. Maybe less depending on how frequent of a user. The more fat you have the more it stays in your system, but 1.5 months is good enough. Hair will last longer, but banks dont really give a shit, they just do it for insurance and PR purposes.

 

Never heard of a bank giving a hair test, although I know nothing about WF specifically. I'm pretty sure that hair tests are significantly more expensive to have done. They don't care enough to want to know if you had a joint 6 months ago.

 

The only firm I've ever heard of that administers a hair test is Proctor & Gamble. Many pharma companies do blood tests, but I've never heard of a finance firm doing that.

 

There's no way there'd be a hair test. Similar to other bb's, WF will be pee test if anything.

they copy the Citi model for a lot of stuff, such as TSS, training time, names of groups, division of groups, etc.

 

I would not worry if I was you, my firm gave me a drug test and I had such a slip up also maybe one month earlier and came back alright. So it is alright.

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Background check - that is all.

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All I can tell you is how to pass one. There are several options. I've always seen drug tests as a way to weed out idiots that don't know how, or to eliminate people that have such a problem they can't go 6 hours without drugs.

Option A. Synthetic urine. Easily concealable, but you have to have it right around 98.6 degrees or you will fail

        B. Drink lots of water (duh) prep yr urinary tract with cranberry tablets and this stuff called AZO (it makes yr piss orange). You will do this a week, or two ahead of time but don't get too crazy, unless you have stems in yr pee. Get this "drink" called ZYDOT. It's creatine based and has the consistency of something a little thinner than maple syrup. Folow the directions on the bottle (really)

       C. If it's a follicle test, get a short <span class="keyword_link"><a href="//www.wallstreetoasis.com/finance-dictionary/what-is-a-haircut">haircut</a></span> beforehand. There are "shampoo" products that claim to fool the test, but I have not tried them

       D. Lay off the pipe for a month, get some exercise and use the cranberry, azo method.

Good Luck!

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