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Buy shredded salary and mix it with a cup of peanut butter or hummus. Bring a spoon. Problem solved and much better than just eating a piece of celery.

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I was like 2 minutes away from coming over and saying something, knock it off.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 
SirTradesaLot

Seems like your post contradicts your signature.

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rufiolove SirTradesaLot:

Seems like your post contradicts your signature.

nice

Zing.. from the quotee himself
[quote=rufiolove]When evaluating whether or not to post something on WSO, I think to myself, "would an idiot post this" and if the answer is yes, I do not post that thing...[/quote]
 
peepstache

Eating celery at my desk as an intern.. yay or nay? (I think people are looking around to see where the crunching is coming from)

Thankfully I'm not much of a celery eater; it's one of my least favorite greens. I look forward to not having this issue; thanks for the tip! Haha

 

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