Fake Boobs
How can you tell fakes from real apart from giving them a feel.
This chick at work who I never noticed before was wearing a tight t-shirt and lets say i realised she is well endowed it that dept. She came over to ask me something and there was only one place I could focus. I do hope she didnt realise. At the end she asked do you have any questions I felt like asking are those real.
Sack up and ask her. Worst case, she slaps you... No worst case you get fired for sex-harass.
Or you could spread some comps using data points on assets you know the details behind. Make a real bankers decision that way.
Any office comps you can compare hers with? There must be someone who knows.
Also, if she has been with the group for several years, you may be able find some before and after photos - Corporate functions, luncheons, presentations, etc. . . time to do your Due Dilly
Fake ones are perky and real ones hang further down...
you'll learn to love the 'hang'
lol
Are you nuts? How many boobs have you seen that you can say that? There are some natural perky ones out there.
Yeah, natural perky if they are small...
fake ones have a hard look about them
Dude, what kind of girls do you meet? I am a female, with C cups and they are perky. Now, this isn't my inflated ego saying this, it's just what every guy has ever said about my breasts.
These hanging boobs posts remind me of that "Do your ears hang low" song.
Do your boobs hang low, Can you sway them back and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you swing them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money. Especially those white ones" - Jerri Blank
C cups and perky is not too uncommon. Double D's and perky is when you enter fake boob territory.
I love boobs and prefer real ones, personally. I just don't like those gross boobs that you occassionally find.
You can tell boobs are fake if they barely move on the woman's chest or just look obvious (as in very high up on the woman's chest sticking straight out or if they look - assuming you can see the top in a low-cut shirt - extremely round or have lots of visible space in between each one). Sometimes, if they get a good job done, then it is much more difficult to differentiate when you see them clothed. Plenty of times, it's rather obvious though.
Breast Implants (Originally Posted: 12/27/2007)
A colleague recently confessed to me she has breast implants. She swore me to secrecy else it would hurt her career. Whatever, as if people really care in IB!
Honestly, until she fessed up I had no clue. It's not like I stare at her chest either. LOL! Our conversation cont'd, one thing led to another and we both concluded no matter how much of a discerning eye men believe they have, they really can't tell the difference. Not even by touch. Unless ofcourse the boobs are exaggerated, which in that case, c'mon now, Duh!
Nowadays, women who get implants opt for a more modest, au naturale, rounder look, e.g. 350 cc, which is the equivalent of a full C cup so you really can't tell if they're fake or not.
Anyways, so just for the heck of it, I'm bringing the fascinating dialogue of an otherwise uneventful day to the forum. So close that excel model you've been staring at for the past hour. I think you fellas could use a distraction :-)
How do you guys feel about implants? Does your girlfriend have implants? If she doesn't and she wanted a boob job, would you volunteer to pay for it? (e.g. $6K) If you thought she was "natural" and it turns out she has implants, would you think of her differently?
MY friends girlfriend has them and the first time they were hooking up he was shocked. Tehy looked real. Big B's, small C's. They look pretty real. Wouldnt bother me I guess, depends on feel though.
why get implants where you can't tell the difference.
Just for self confidence? personally disgusted with implants.
Why spend the money if you can't tell the difference? Women who are flat chested get implants to become a natural "B" or "C". Women that have "pointy" boobs get implants to round them out. I understand those scenarios. Most other women get the support they need using either a push up bra or "chicken cutlets". Now, to pay $6-7K for a boob job that's just going to make you look like you do when you wear a push-up bra... i.e. no real major difference... that's a boob job not worth the trouble!
Perhaps women are doing it so men don't realize the girls are actually smaller than their push up bra made them look. Which implies men are saying something to women and causing women to feel insecure... hmmm...
As for feel... HOW do they feel different? You guys are nuts.
i know a female who has implants that are definately not proportionate to her body, plus shes very attractive so she definately gets a lot of attention.
the girl worked at ML now works at a major hedge fund. i doubt implants hurt a woman's career, this girl's boobjob is obvious but due to the fact that she has has a brain sitting above those things, shes doing well.
and as far as my opinion on 'em, it doesn't make a difference to me. all it tells me is that the girl cares about her appearance and will probably never let herself go.
definitely feel like nothing created by God....you can easily tell once you get a touch at it.
I have seriously dated 2 girls with implants.
It's difficult to tell when clothed because a girl could be wearing a push up bra.
Naked - it's always obvious visually, even with the best plastic surgeon in the world, i.e. not giant, not scars, really good work, etc.
And to the touch? Are you kidding? They do not feel like real breasts.
dude, they feel weird, but look hot.
I was once at a club, drunk, and some girl said that she had fake boobs. Her friend said that she had had a great job. So I felt them, I thought I was going to pop them. It was very unnerving.
They look great, but god....they are scary feeling.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
I hooked up with a couple of girls with implants its easy to tell the difference, usually they are harder to the touch and there are marks from the operations usually on the nipple or underneath the breast. I dont mind them at all :)
Nothing wrong with them at all.
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They do not feel natural at ALL. The one's I saw looked amazing clothed but not so great naked. And I like boobs so touching them was pretty unsexy. I guess it really depends on what you start off with and how drastic of a change you're making so I cant really say if I'm against until I've tried more natural ones.
There's nothing wrong with them.
Clothed is harder to tell. Naked is easy to tell. You can always tell when you feel them.
The last girl I dated had implants that were put in through her belly button. She had no scars. But when she would lay down naked, her breasts would stand straight up at attention instead of lay flat or a little to the side like normal breasts.
If a girl feels insecure with her natural breasts and wants fake tits...power to her.
aadpepsi, you're a woman? If you ask a woman why she dresses up to go out, 9 times out of 10 she will say that she dresses up for HERSELF. She feels more confident and sexy - not necessarily for "men". In my experience, women dress up to show off to other women more than to show off to men. Most women openly admit to checking other women out (not necessarily in a sexual way) to check out competition. Thus, they compare themselves to other women and try to impress other women.
I'm sure you did not mean anything by what you wrote, but you're misrepresenting the issue and blaming a large category of people ("men") for something they are not necessarily responsible for.
Vogue is not run by men, it is run by women.
Point taken Ham.
I agree. Women dress up for themselves and we are always checking other women out. This is true. However, I think women are also just trying to keep up with what men are looking at.
I'd rather take a skinny, sleep deprived, pale, flat-chested banker chick with dark circles-under her eye than some silicone-bimbo.
"How do you guys feel about implants?"
A slight negative. It shows slightly low self-esteem when one has to painfully modify a very minor part of their appearance to increase their own perceived self-worth.
I don't mind someone with a minor nosejob since it is a more "serious" "deformity".
"Does your girlfriend have implants?" Nope.
"If she doesn't and she wanted a boob job, would you volunteer to pay for it? (e.g. $6K)"
I would discourage her from getting a boob job fiercely.
"If you thought she was "natural" and it turns out she has implants, would you think of her differently?"
Above.
First, not every woman with implants ends up looking like a playmate, nor wants to... Any smart & hard-working female banker who wants to lever up her upper quartile can certainly afford to buy herself a pair.
Actually- are we talking about women in banking w/ implants, or the girlfriends/wives of guys in banking getting them? If a woman in finance can hold her own talking convert arb strategy & delta hedging & wants a pair, more power to her.
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They feel like a bag of sand!
In seriousness, not into them.
I remmeber one very funny lunch where I was eating with some banker guys and they had told me that one of them paid for implants for his ex gf.
I asked him how he had paid for them (I really don't know why I asked that question), and he said that he had left them a check! That he had written "for breast job" in the memo section!! He was prolly pulling my leg, but I thought that was hilarious.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Implants? Yeah, I would probably never like to date a woman with brest implants - but they are nice to look at. To me, breast plants indicate too large of a concern for the external beauty. External beauty is important, but internal beauty is more important in a dating relationship. Assuming the woman had a fantastic personality and wanted breast implants, maybe. Part of this "fantastic personality" includes confidence and a realization that there's more than meets the eye. Breast plants seem to be in conflict with these aspects.
I'd never get implants, but after I have kids I will probably get some stuff done. I wouldn't expect my partner to pay for it though, it would be more for me than him anyway.
but breast implants are incredibly over-inflated...I mean overated...I mean overstated...ah, sheeeeeeeeet, you get the point.
Ha ha. Seriously though, Ive woken up next to both, silicone presents well but is ultimately disappointing to the touch. And as an end users guys, shouldnt that be what its all about? I mean, this part of a womans anatomy was built for our tactile pleasure.
And since Im walking the fine line of male chauvinism anyway, let me step over - fake boobs reek of insecurity and an unhealthy self image. Women with them tend to be emotionally unstable. And if you havent noticed, that just means its latent.
Well! I guess this message wouldnt be complete w/o a dose of hypocrisy, so finally, I close with this: while I do believe every word I said above, I make no bones about it, Im a chest guy - when encountered, I give implants the attention they deserve, however very temporary I know that to be.
I love boobs and have no preference as to real or fake to be honest. Boobs are boobs, with or without silicone.
You little virgins must be retarded.
It is unbelievably easy to tell the difference between augmented breasts and natural breasts.
I think this is one of those situations in life where ignorance is bliss. I think I would have prefered to go through life never knowing such a process was possible and thinking every pair I ever saw was real.
can fake ones pop?
real = ()() fake = OO or O0
Slik Vik,
No one wants to see your picture.
Slik Vik,
Addendum, some people probably do, just not here.
Please delete it in short order.
LOL
Guys that say they like natural boobs over fake are either:
Trying to curry favour with girls who have naturals
Admitting they don't have a chance with the girls who have fakes
or
If you were a woman, would you get them? Of course. Leverage!
Or maybe it's because they feel weird.. cause they do.
I have been hit in the face with fakes during lovemaking, they pack a wallop. There's no give especially on the newly installed ones
Well done.
Only the real ones will have the right flow.
Fake tits suck.
ass is more important than boobs !
+15
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