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Is this a fit question?
Is this a fit question?
Sure
Sure
I hate nightclubs since I
I hate nightclubs since I don't dance, and you can't really talk to anyone. The only time I go is when we are getting a table.
By getting laid. Next
By getting laid. Next question.
1) Even if you're not drunk,
1) Even if you're not drunk, you can get into a drunk "mindset"
2) Dancing with hot chicks is fun. The alcohol is only really necessary to make dancing with ugly chicks as fun
3) If you're with good enough friends, they should make the experience fun for you
4) You can always sit down and talk to the other people taking a break from the dance floor. Or you could try get into the VIP room/sit down at somebody else's table
5) You can laugh at people acting stupid when drunk
models and bottles minus the
models and bottles minus the bottles
just dance like theres no
just dance like theres no tomorrow.
do a bunch of blow
do a bunch of blow
you cant.. if ur not drinking
you cant.. if ur not drinking u shouldn't be at a club in the first place
njmonkey46 wrote: just dance
just dance like theres no tomorrow.
Or dance; dance like it's the last, last night of your life
not possible.
not possible.
Be the DJ.
Be the DJ.
Cocaine will do the trick.
Cocaine will do the trick.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
tlynch5 wrote: Cocaine will
Cocaine will do the trick.
Cocaine's one hell of a drug
It’s no mystery that ass has always been tits’ greatest enemy... It’s almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.
pick the club based on what
pick the club based on what kind of music you like?
I drink club soda and
jack_donaghy wrote: I drink
My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
aempirei wrote: jack_donaghy
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
aempirei wrote: jack_donaghy
The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee
WSO is not your personal search function.
Going with a girl (or girls)
aempirei wrote: jack_donaghy
buybuybuy wrote: By getting
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