How do you actually enjoy yourself at a club if you're not drunk?

Is this a fit question?

Sure

I hate nightclubs since I don't dance, and you can't really talk to anyone. The only time I go is when we are getting a table.

By getting laid. Next question.

1) Even if you're not drunk, you can get into a drunk "mindset"

2) Dancing with hot chicks is fun. The alcohol is only really necessary to make dancing with ugly chicks as fun

3) If you're with good enough friends, they should make the experience fun for you

4) You can always sit down and talk to the other people taking a break from the dance floor. Or you could try get into the VIP room/sit down at somebody else's table

5) You can laugh at people acting stupid when drunk

models and bottles minus the bottles

just dance like theres no tomorrow.

do a bunch of blow

you cant.. if ur not drinking u shouldn't be at a club in the first place

not possible.

Be the DJ.

Cocaine will do the trick.

pick the club based on what kind of music you like?

I drink club soda and lime.... Looks like a mixed drink without the bar tab and hangover. If you need drinks to have fun, that says something more about you.