I keep hearing the phrase models and bottles, and basically, if a guy has the cash to bottle service girls, he gets laid. But, I've never actually understood how the entire mating ritual known as models and bottles works.
Now, where do these girls come from? Are they just randoms you find at the club? Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service? What does bottle service entail? Will girls really put out for bottle service with anyone?
These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.
Mod Note (Andy): Throwback Thursday, this was originally posted back in 2008! :-)
Models and Bottles on Wall Street
After obtaining the most prestigious job offer in the most prestigious city the true work begins. But you know that you have to work hard to play hard.
Take care of yourself. Have a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while you do your stomach crunches. You can do 1000 now. We've established that you are master of the financial universe. So now you need to go out and slay. The finest girls, the fastest rides and hottest clubs are all at your disposal. It can get wild. You might even start off your night with a three hundred dollar cocktail as your lady dances on the table. The owner paid for that drink because he knows your a big spender. Just take it from AJ.
The big apple is your playground because bankers ball. Weekdays its excel models but Saturday night it's Victoria Secret. War stories abound so be sure to make the night sound 20% better than it was. We suggest reading through the entire thread to really understand models and bottles.
Basically, you show up at the club, skip the line, hand over your credit card at the door and agree to a "minimum purchase" for a table in their club, get a table and a hostess (skimpy dressed hot chick, who waits on you and might dance with you if you are lacking the ladies), you may get a personal bouncer/body guard (guy who essentially stands by your table keeping all of the bridge and tunnel crowd from trying to sit on your couch and steal your drinks or simply infecting you with their poorness).
Dude, you just find a girl you like, yes, and tell her "you look like a model wanna share my bottle? She may even drop her panties at that point--unless you drop yours first.
Bottles & Models
Bottles of water and financial models is more likely for a 1st year Analyst.
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