How Does Models and Bottles Work?
I keep hearing the phrase models and bottles, and basically, if a guy has the cash to bottle service girls, he gets laid. But, I've never actually understood how the entire mating ritual known as models and bottles works.
Now, where do these girls come from? Are they just randoms you find at the club? Do I just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service? What does bottle service entail? Will girls really put out for bottle service with anyone?
These are serious questions, and I am hoping for some answers.
Mod Note (Andy): Throwback Thursday, this was originally posted back in 2008! :-)
Models and Bottles on Wall Street
After obtaining the most prestigious job offer in the most prestigious city the true work begins. But you know that you have to work hard to play hard.
Take care of yourself. Have a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while you do your stomach crunches. You can do 1000 now. We've established that you are master of the financial universe. So now you need to go out and slay. The finest girls, the fastest rides and hottest clubs are all at your disposal. It can get wild. You might even start off your night with a three hundred dollar cocktail as your lady dances on the table. The owner paid for that drink because he knows your a big spender. Just take it from AJ.
The big apple is your playground because bankers ball. Weekdays its excel models but Saturday night it's Victoria Secret. War stories abound so be sure to make the night sound 20% better than it was. We suggest reading through the entire thread to really understand models and bottles.
Basically, you show up at the club, skip the line, hand over your credit card at the door and agree to a "minimum purchase" for a table in their club, get a table and a hostess (skimpy dressed hot chick, who waits on you and might dance with you if you are lacking the ladies), you may get a personal bouncer/body guard (guy who essentially stands by your table keeping all of the bridge and tunnel crowd from trying to sit on your couch and steal your drinks or simply infecting you with their poorness).
Dude, you just find a girl you like, yes, and tell her "you look like a model wanna share my bottle? She may even drop her panties at that point--unless you drop yours first.
Bottles & ModelsBottles of water and financial models is more likely for a 1st year Analyst.
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cant believe this is a serious post
I live in Delaware and I know what "models and bottles" means...
i know what it means, but how do you do it?
first you get the money then you get the bottles and thennn you get the models
even R. Kelly rapped about it, so I am sure you should know what it means.
I am disappointed no one took the opportunity to correct this post and say even R Kelly raped about it.
fixed that for you heister
Clearly, none have you have ever bought bottles or slayed models but essentially what happens is the following:
1) Often times when you get a table and a few bottles the manager will seat you with or occassionally send girls over to your table to "mingle" Tables are ideally siuated in prime locations of the club and random girls just kind of wander into the vicinty and you club them with the bottle and carry them home
This is a ridiculous post...there is no guarantee that if you get bottle service you will get laid, you still need to seal the deal, money (or at least the facade of having enough money to blow on bottles) will only get you so far
Never Happened.
Haha this one actually made me laugh out loud.
In all seriousness, it's not automatic. People get bottle service all the time without any girls. In fact, at most clubs you see sparklers going to tables full of guys--especially when they are young guys (more guys=more people to split the bill with). In the US at least, models go to clubs with promoters. Promoters (usually ex-male models, sometimes just really hooked up guys) get paid by the club to bring models on a given night and have them prance around, being their model selves. The promoters have a table, where their bottles are comped--for the models you can see how this is great: 1)they go to the best clubs 2)they drink for free and 3)they don't have to deal with sleazy rich dudes, they get to hang out with the rest of their model friends. It's good for the club because it makes the crowd look better. If the table full of arab dudes sees 15 models dancing in front of them, they're going to want to lure them over via sparklers and spraying so they spend more.
That being said, it is obviously easier to pull girls (or at least get girls to go to the club with you) when you get bottle service. You don't deal with lines at the door, you aren't fighting your way through the bar to get drinks all night, and they have somewhere to put their purse/coats as well as sit down occasionally. Club girls are also (obviously) attracted to guys who are taken care of by other people. Girls like to be taken care of, and guys with tables can probably take care of them (at least for the night) better than the guy shouting to get the bartender's attention.
Frankly though, most of the girls that will go onto a random guy's table are probably just looking for free drinks and nothing more. At the end of the day, if you want to close the deal you still need game.
Its not that easy. You don't just buy bottles and bang models.
Typically you have to buy the bottles and ask the models "do you want to f*ck" before they give it up.
Epic post
Hahaha
I didn't notice that line until now. But... HILARIOUS.
for those that answered, thanks. Let's be real: I'm sure half the other college kids probably had no idea what bottle service entails either
Surely you jest.
Worst post in the league...
Do you need a tutorial on how to talk to girls too?
To his credit, I'm sure barely any of you did before you graduated. You didn't get into top schools and graduate near the top of your class by partying like bankers(read: BSC Operations) every night.
This is the best post ever. Dude you should have posted this one on Christmas or New Years. Oh well.
I'll be honest, bottle service is definetly worth it if you do it once a month or once every other month. If you have 3 other guys with you you'll probably spend 100-200 each which really is not bad considering drinks on this fuckin island are 10 bucks plus...
Getting the models is also much easier and convinient when you have a place to sit and mingle. Some clubs have "runners". The sole purpose of these peons is to go grab hoes and bring them to your table. You just point and watch. Really amazing actually.
To the OP- I wish I could take you out for your first model/bottle experience
What club do you go to where you get bottles/bottle service for 300-600 bucks?
Perhaps you are somewhat illiterate or have subpar arithmetic abilities, but I said 3 other guys (total of 4 people) at 100 to 200 a person which equals (drumroll...) 400-800 bucks.
The real question is where do YOU go that is more than 800 bucks for a bottle?!
I'm not too sure that all those models will be loving that Skol Vodka bottle service..
Georgi.
Represent.
I once walked into a shady russian strip club at 3 in the afternoon and saw the bartender pouring Georgi into a Grey Goose bottle with a funnel.
Do you have to go to a target school to do models and bottles? What is the minimum GPA to do models & bottles? How is the culture of front office models different from back office models? What type suit should I wear to models & bottles? How technical are the questions that the models will be asking you? What are the best clubs to do models & bottles in? What is the best type of model? best type of bottle?
Can someone write a wikiFAQ for the wso members on this. This would sure beat that crappy vault guide to Sales & Trading.
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if someone is asking what models and bottles is and how it leads to getting laid, we could hand this kid the keys to the bar and put a $100 bill hanging out of his zipper and it wouldnt make a difference. Bottles has nothing do to with getting girls, sure if you do it once a month or a summer whatever its help because you have a place to bring the girls you meet at the bar or dance floor whatever but you still have to be able to talk to them and present yourself as a normal dude, you dont just motion them to your table and point at the bottles and expect them to just drop and schwap
Totally useless. This is a job board and not something that ought to be mocked.
nygiants, dropping and schwapping, well played sir, well played. the reality of the situation is that if you depend on bottles to conversate with ladies, then you're a tool and need to reevaluate your entire approach to life.
I depend on bottles to make conversations with women tolerable.
by Edmundo Braverman "I depend on bottles to make conversations with women tolerable."
Especially those models. They're dumb as fuck....I've heard.
Great post indeed. For all of you out there thinking high finance is your easy ticket to getting hot chicks all the time, think again.
~~~~~~~~~~~ CompBanker
Fuck...
Never met a promoter who gave "discounts." Maybe they'll give you drink cards, but discounts? This isn't walmart buddy.
it doesn't sound like you know the right one.
sounds like you're going to pure b&t spots.
Epic thread pic.
tinybanana your username and picture are just too perfect for this post
Maybe you should save your 800 bucks, skip the foreplay and get straight to the circle jerk in your china town studio.
LOL.
FYI... a bottle of vodka serves about 15 drinks(men's drinks).
Dude, what kind of "man's" drinks are you pouring? I just did the math and figured out that I get 6 (maybe 7, tops) drinks out of a 750ml bottle. I could see a bartender stretching 15 drinks out of a bottle, but c'mon. If you hate the taste of liquor so much, you might want to go back to wine coolers.
At the big New Year's Eve bash in Paris this year at the VIP Club Theatre, they're getting 400 Euros per bottle of rotgut, which works out to about $560 US after this week's blood bath. For the good stuff they're getting 500 Euros ($700 US). Oh, and they're limiting the number of people per bottle to 4. And that's after the 100 Euro cover charge to get in in the first place (200 Euros with dinner).
I suppose not, this may be a real alternative to london
no sir. you don't just approach a girl and ask her if she wants bottle service. you approach her and ask her if she wants tinybanana service........ in her mouth.
This is the best comment ever we should just end the thread right here
this is one of the greatest posts in WSO history, someone give this guy a fucking medal
Let's all keep in mind that there is a significant difference between going to a club and getting a couple of bottles of vodka and making it rain with champagne. Girls go crazy for champagne, not kettle one. I think the term "models and bottles" should be changed to "champagne bottles and models"
I just want to be part of the epic thread....nothing to contribute.
kthxbai
most clubs bring out liters of alcohol, 2 shots per drink=15 drinks
plus when you pour drinks for the girls you give them a shot at most.
When you have girls, you order cheap shots of the cheapest brand of liquor they like, then you call it by the "top shelf" name (girls, or most guys can hardly every tell the difference) and thats how you get them drunk! Then I agree with bateman and you pour them light drinks
wtf? i pregame and am already drunk and pretend to sip on some "alcohol" while the girls are getting shitfaced. the object of the game is to spend the least amount of money to get pussy and see if u ended up spending less than 250 dollars on average. (250 is the average hourly cost of a decent/good looking hooker). If you spent less, you won.
I love the 40 year old virgin shot up top...very fitting
I love how his user name is "tiny banana." No kidding, bud.
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