How NOT to Email a Recruiter

Wisconsin University student "reminds the recruiter about a zit he had when they met and reveals his fears about how a high-pressure job may affect his love life." - Business Insider

You may or may not have already received this email this week, or perhaps read it on Business Insider or BroBible today.

But, here it is in it's entire Sent From My iPhone glory.


Subject: Question

Hey REDACTED,

We talked a couple weeks back at the UW-Milwaukee accounting night. (I was the one looking for equity research positions and had a zit on my lip that could have passed for a cold sore. Lol. Whew. It was not. You're probably like, "uh.. What?" Maybe that helps you recall, maybe not. Not completely important, I suppose.

Anyways, if you have a chance here is my question: (background first) I interviewed with BDO and Baker Tilly today, two firms that seem like good places to work, I believe they don't kill you like a big 4. Tomorrow I have an interview with Deloitte :O somewhere I thought I've always wanted to work. Obviously I don't have an offer so this is all hypothetical thinking, but if I get the job, the reality of the situation is that I'm getting old. 25. I know you can't force love and I know it just comes when you're not looking, but would working for a big four completely squash any possibilities for potential relationships if one came along? Is working for a big four a potential career - love trade off? I mean, I like money(as do most females) but love is...great :) What are your thoughts?

Thanks!

REDACTED

Sent from my iPhone

 

Saw this on an accounting blog a couple of weeks ago. It is ridiculous, and I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn.

That said, he will probably be able to land a job at second tier accounting firm, which says a lot about the firm and a little about the industry in general.

 
rhen:

Saw this on an accounting blog a couple of weeks ago. It is ridiculous, and I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn.

That said, he will probably be able to land a job at second tier accounting firm, which says a lot about the firm and a little about the industry in general.

Really? I would think this would be blacklist material.

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 
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rhen:

Saw this on an accounting blog a couple of weeks ago. It is ridiculous, and I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn.

That said, he will probably be able to land a job at second tier accounting firm, which says a lot about the firm and a little about the industry in general.

Really? I would think this would be blacklist material.

Now that this email has gone viral, it's likely that he will have a hard time if his name is attached in any way (which I think it might be). However, getting an interview at any top 100 school won't be hard, and once you get the interview it's even easier. Just my opinion though. I have worked with some eccentrics, to say the least.

 

That is probably the answer.

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 
<span class=keyword_link><a href=/resources/skills/finance/auditor target=_blank>Auditor</a></span>.John:

Not fantastic comp. Usually hit the bottom end of 6-figures pre-bonus around 5-6 years in. Start low, but 10%+ raises are not unusual, with 20% raises in promo years.

Some years are 5% raise is normal; a 20% in promotion year is super rare, probably reserved for a top rated performer who was given a smaller bonus in the PY for economic reasons. 6 years in a big market (NYC) MIGHT get you to 6 figures. Every other market you won't see 6 figures unless you're very special and rare until year 8-9.

 
rhen:

Might not be real, but it's almost too tame to be trolling. It's just pathetic enough to be real. Plus if you've spent a lot of time around 2nd and 3rd tier Big 4 recruits... let's just say this type of absurdity isn't as rare as you would think.

It's real. The kid made a Youtube video of him singing a song - the title was "Career Suicide".

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

What kind of person starts a letter with "Hey"?

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 

I'm surprised someone this stupid AND from a non-target even landed that many interviews. None the less, I feel bad for the kid. Business Insider helped destroy quite a few lives.

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 

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