i want to be rich and i want to be the best
lol
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In before shitstorm. I hope you're just a bratty high school kid and not someone trying to troll.
A few pointers: 1) Noone "does" books. 2) You don't need a special wardrobe to be a university student. 3) My answer to your third question, which is the only reasonable one; don't pidgeonhole yourself. Experience all college has to offer. Join clubs, get internships, take a variety of classes, join a frat, sleep with hot girls, drink, read as much as you possibly can, start a business (no matter how small) and go to class.
Asinine title btw. Have a good long look at your current attitude if that's your most important hermeneutic.
Side-note: what's a "hermeneutic?" I just looked it up and it seems to be a term for studying interpretations of the Bible.
I would have focused on partying, and women and realized I had the rest of my life to worry about work but only a few more years to have fun and be an unapologetic jackass all of the time.
On second thought, I did do those things. And I was right.
I wan't to be the very best Also very rich dun dun dun dun
to get all the 100s in my walllett to buy bottles is my cause dun dun dun dun
i will travel across wallstreet fucking main street over each 100 that i get to release by baller in side!
wall street! its you and me i know its my destiny money! oh your my best friend in a world that i mus spend!
Wallstreet a baller im true my networking will pull me thru!! you'll trust me and ill fuck you walll---streeettt !!!
Gotta catch em alll gota catch em alll yeaaaaaa
every banker across the way get the fuck out of my way i will schoomze every day to get my righfull pay!
don't come with me, i'm a type A i'm a one man team negotiation to negotiation i will in the deal its allways been my dream
wall street! its you and me i know its my destiny money! oh your my best friend in a world that i mus spend!
Holy shit. Did you just make that up?
If I had an SB I'd give it blastoise
+1 SB for blastoise
+1 more if he makes a music video for his song
I never understood the point of telling people who start these threads to "sleep with hot girls". If they are retarded enough to post something like this, they are not going to be getting any ass anyway.
Blastoise for president.
Haha, awesome blastoise!
great song
Oh the ingenuity on this board
SB for you
bows down to blastiose
Another SB for you bro lol. That was awesome.
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