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In before shitstorm. I hope you're just a bratty high school kid and not someone trying to troll.

A few pointers:
1) Noone "does" books.
2) You don't need a special wardrobe to be a university student.
3) My answer to your third question, which is the only reasonable one; don't pidgeonhole yourself. Experience all college has to offer. Join clubs, get internships, take a variety of classes, join a frat, sleep with hot girls, drink, read as much as you possibly can, start a business (no matter how small) and go to class.

Asinine title btw. Have a good long look at your current attitude if that's your most important hermeneutic.

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."


I would have focused on partying, and women and realized I had the rest of my life to worry about work but only a few more years to have fun and be an unapologetic jackass all of the time.

On second thought, I did do those things. And I was right.


I wan't to be the very best
Also very rich
dun dun dun dun

to get all the 100s
in my walllett
to buy bottles is my cause
dun dun dun dun

i will travel across wallstreet
fucking main street over
each 100 that i get
release by baller in side!

wall street!
its you and me
i know its my destiny
oh your my best friend
in a world that i mus spend!

a baller im true
my networking will pull me thru!!
you'll trust me and ill fuck you
walll---streeettt !!!

Gotta catch em alll
gota catch em alll

every banker across the way
get the fuck out of my way
i will schoomze every day
to get my righfull pay!

don't come with me, i'm a type A
i'm a one man team
negotiation to negotiation i will in the deal
its allways been my dream

wall street!
its you and me
i know its my destiny
oh your my best friend
in a world that i mus spend!

  • SpencerMakesBank
  •  5/13/11

Holy shit. Did you just make that up?


If I had an SB I'd give it blastoise


+1 SB for blastoise

+1 more if he makes a music video for his song

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."--Kenneth Boulding


I never understood the point of telling people who start these threads to "sleep with hot girls". If they are retarded enough to post something like this, they are not going to be getting any ass anyway.


Blastoise for president.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford


Haha, awesome blastoise!

In reply to Independent Gestion

Independent Gestion:

Asinine title btw. Have a good long look at your current attitude if that's your most important hermeneutic.

Side-note: what's a "hermeneutic?" I just looked it up and it seems to be a term for studying interpretations of the Bible.


Oh the ingenuity on this board

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine."


*bows down to blastiose*

Another SB for you bro lol. That was awesome.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy


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