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  • Independent Gestion's picture

    In before shitstorm. I hope you're just a bratty high school kid and not someone trying to troll.

    A few pointers:
    1) Noone "does" books.
    2) You don't need a special wardrobe to be a university student.
    3) My answer to your third question, which is the only reasonable one; don't pidgeonhole yourself. Experience all college has to offer. Join clubs, get internships, take a variety of classes, join a frat, sleep with hot girls, drink, read as much as you possibly can, start a business (no matter how small) and go to class.

    Asinine title btw. Have a good long look at your current attitude if that's your most important hermeneutic.

    ‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."

  • PossumBelly's picture

    I would have focused on partying, and women and realized I had the rest of my life to worry about work but only a few more years to have fun and be an unapologetic jackass all of the time.

    On second thought, I did do those things. And I was right.

  • blastoise's picture

    I wan't to be the very best
    Also very rich
    dun dun dun dun

    to get all the 100s
    in my walllett
    to buy bottles is my cause
    dun dun dun dun

    i will travel across wallstreet
    fucking main street over
    each 100 that i get
    release by baller in side!

    wall street!
    its you and me
    i know its my destiny
    oh your my best friend
    in a world that i mus spend!

    a baller im true
    my networking will pull me thru!!
    you'll trust me and ill fuck you
    walll---streeettt !!!

    Gotta catch em alll
    gota catch em alll

    every banker across the way
    get the fuck out of my way
    i will schoomze every day
    to get my righfull pay!

    don't come with me, i'm a type A
    i'm a one man team
    negotiation to negotiation i will in the deal
    its allways been my dream

    wall street!
    its you and me
    i know its my destiny
    oh your my best friend
    in a world that i mus spend!

  • OnTheTrack's picture

    +1 SB for blastoise

    +1 more if he makes a music video for his song

    "The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    Blastoise for president.

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford