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In before shitstorm. I hope you're just a bratty high school kid and not someone trying to troll.

A few pointers: 1) Noone "does" books. 2) You don't need a special wardrobe to be a university student. 3) My answer to your third question, which is the only reasonable one; don't pidgeonhole yourself. Experience all college has to offer. Join clubs, get internships, take a variety of classes, join a frat, sleep with hot girls, drink, read as much as you possibly can, start a business (no matter how small) and go to class.

Asinine title btw. Have a good long look at your current attitude if that's your most important hermeneutic.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 
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I wan't to be the very best Also very rich dun dun dun dun

to get all the 100s in my walllett to buy bottles is my cause dun dun dun dun

i will travel across wallstreet fucking main street over each 100 that i get to release by baller in side!

wall street! its you and me i know its my destiny money! oh your my best friend in a world that i mus spend!

Wallstreet a baller im true my networking will pull me thru!! you'll trust me and ill fuck you walll---streeettt !!!

Gotta catch em alll gota catch em alll yeaaaaaa

every banker across the way get the fuck out of my way i will schoomze every day to get my righfull pay!

don't come with me, i'm a type A i'm a one man team negotiation to negotiation i will in the deal its allways been my dream

wall street! its you and me i know its my destiny money! oh your my best friend in a world that i mus spend!

 

+1 SB for blastoise

+1 more if he makes a music video for his song

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 

I never understood the point of telling people who start these threads to "sleep with hot girls". If they are retarded enough to post something like this, they are not going to be getting any ass anyway.

 

Oh the ingenuity on this board

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine."
 

bows down to blastiose

Another SB for you bro lol. That was awesome.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

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"The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males."
 

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