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I just opened this while I was on the phone with someone at work and started laughing. thanks squirtz.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

haha nice

Wall Street leaders now understand that they made a mistake, one born of their innocent and trusting nature. They trusted ordinary Americans to behave more responsibly than they themselves ever would, and these ordinary Americans betrayed their trust.
 
CamondoWhat are the exit ops? It is easy to switch from Investment Baking to Private Wheat Management?
You should not worry about exit opportunity or retirement if you put a little dough away every week. You gotta be a good roll model for the other monkeys.
Oui!oui!oui! Money Gives Power, Power Buys Positions
 

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