What method do you plan to use to kill yourself when you don't get an I-banking job?
Lets be honest..the market stinks. Nearly every BB is doing almost no hiring outside their SA class. And if they do, they will probably just be cross-hires from other summer analysts.
For many of you, you have wasted 21 years of your life working hard for a dream that will never be true. You could've been a doctor, engineer, lawyer, architect, or w/e and made good money...but you chose business. Now you will never have the opportunity to use a vast sum of money by working 80+ hours a week to get hot women to pretend to like you.....
Since your lives are now a complete waste, and you will be a lonely middle class individual your whole life...what method do you plan to use to off your miserable existence from this world.....
Will it be violent, or clean? Will you go out with a bang, or silently into the night?





Suicide? This coming from
Suicide? This coming from the kid who goes to NYU. Glad they finally put up those barriers in the library.
O I'm not killing myself,
O I'm not killing myself, but people on this board definitely are.
Go enjoy the world
In 3-5 years when the markets bounces back they will have openings to the point where the markers fucks itself again...like now
oh there are ways
Suicide? This coming from the kid who goes to NYU. Glad they finally put up those barriers in the library.
Oh there are ways to kill yourself here. Last year some freshman killed himself in his dorm. If worst comes to worst, just run out in front of a FedEx van.
"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
If you kill yourself because
If you kill yourself because you don't get a job in ib, you are a moron. IB or any job is NOT worth your life.
"If you kill yourself
"If you kill yourself because you don't get a job in ib, you are a moron. IB or any job is NOT worth your life."
we know this. thanks for ruining a funny thread
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In all honesty, if I don't
In all honesty, if I don't get into S&T, I'm starting my own business once I'm done with school....
Point of information,
Point of information, architects don't make shit until way down the road. It's like 30k after 5-6 years of school. That's why I no longer major in architecture.
rent a ferrari and drive it
rent a ferrari and drive it into a concrete wall at 200mph. make sure you forget to sign the insurance form
lol
lol
By having lots of
By having lots of unprotected sex with hookers and strippers and hopefully contracting aids.
mexican firing squad.
mexican firing squad. google: mexican firing squad cartoon and select the second link...hilarious
speedball while getting head from dirty hookers
the skankier the better.
I will find some subprime
I will find some subprime foreclosed house and light it on fire with myself in it
LOL hilarious
LOL @ the mexican firing squad ...hilarious
Hari kari samurai style - I
"There is only one bottom line -- how much money you make."
seems slow...
financial suicide anyone?
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I will take what money I
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