What method do you plan to use to kill yourself when you don't get an I-banking job?

Suicide? This coming from the kid who goes to NYU. Glad they finally put up those barriers in the library.

O I'm not killing myself, but people on this board definitely are.

In 3-5 years when the markets bounces back they will have openings to the point where the markers fucks itself again...like now

Oh there are ways to kill yourself here. Last year some freshman killed himself in his dorm. If worst comes to worst, just run out in front of a FedEx van.

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

If you kill yourself because you don't get a job in ib, you are a moron. IB or any job is NOT worth your life.

"If you kill yourself because you don't get a job in ib, you are a moron. IB or any job is NOT worth your life."

we know this. thanks for ruining a funny thread

In all honesty, if I don't get into S&T, I'm starting my own business once I'm done with school....

Point of information, architects don't make shit until way down the road. It's like 30k after 5-6 years of school. That's why I no longer major in architecture.

rent a ferrari and drive it into a concrete wall at 200mph. make sure you forget to sign the insurance form

lol

By having lots of unprotected sex with hookers and strippers and hopefully contracting aids.

mexican firing squad. google: mexican firing squad cartoon and select the second link...hilarious

the skankier the better.

I will find some subprime foreclosed house and light it on fire with myself in it

LOL @ the mexican firing squad ...hilarious

Hari kari samurai style - I am an IBD Samurai if I cannot serve my master financial institution I cannot live.

"There is only one bottom line -- how much money you make."

I would expect this thread to be getting quite a few posts given the events of this week.

i mean, if you cant get credit to over extend yourself in housing anymore....theres still time left and other means.

how about you just go out and get yourself a few credit cards and max those limits? at least you can live the dream of a wall street life before the creditors come calling.

tho after that be prepared to live your every existence in fear and loathing. creditor emails, phone calls, letters, hell maybe even a house visit. the stress gnaws at you from inside out - unless youre lucky you have a heart attack. but thats just cheating. i recommend the slow binge processing of drugs and alcohol. at least youll be unrecognizable to your friends and family at the funeral. gruesome.

hmm. well, the downside tho is maybe the government indirectly bails you out at some point. then youd be like a phoenix - rising from the ashes. to live a new, proud, debt life again!

....but that defeats the purpose. so maybe you choose one of the other selections above. cause attempting financial suicide twice is well, for masochists.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I love the kids who responded seriously at the start of the thread, they are classic.

And you wonder why you can't crack an interview...

halloween costumes

I will take what money I have left, go to the strip club and pay for the hottest strippers to come back to my apartment. There we will blow rail after rail, until our noses start bleeding. I will then move on to having intercourse with all of them while pounding a bottle of whiskey. Then, when done sexing the ladies and barely coherent, I will lay on my mattress on the floor (as all of my possessions have been sold for illegal drugs, including my bed post), where I will proceed to mainline the groceries...

Or Ill just get some experience else where and jump in when the market turns around...

bump

I'd go skydiving without a parachute.

This thread reminds me of the "Bunny Suicides".

http://biboz.net/bunny-suicides/

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CompBanker