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This is quite possibly the dumbest thread ever created.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Youre all wrong. Its not even close. It's Thunderbird.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
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Your new signature:

" 'Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to the Eden Hall Academy.' I had this lying around the house in Chicago, my attorney thought I should sign, I agreed. It's official boys. I'm back!"

You're welcome

Well played sir

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