This is quite possibly the dumbest thread ever created.

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Youre all wrong. Its not even close. It's Thunderbird.

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DeanPortman:
Eden Hall Academy

Your new signature:

" 'Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to the Eden Hall Academy.' I had this lying around the house in Chicago, my attorney thought I should sign, I agreed. It's official boys. I'm back!"

You're welcome

Well played sir

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