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+112 Marvel movies suck. iercurenc
+112 How about not going on an online forum and bashing your "friend?" NonTargetHardo2019
+112 I'm pretty sure 25% of 120 is 30, not 40...speaking of technical blunders S9P8ACE
+112 Decline it then ask for it back a third time  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+112 You are such a bozo man holy shit I bet you get pegged Intern in S&T - FI
+112 I have a call scheduled with a reporter today(I'm in the group) Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+112 With the amount of posting you do on this site, you definitely did not bang 62 chicks Intern in IB - Gen
+112 The biggest thing for me was just helping my mother get a job. She had worked in a restaurant all her life and when it failed she had nothing to do and became bored and depressed like life had no meaning. Options Market Maker
+112 Republicans, democrats, its all the same. They continue to work together to create conflict for Americans to obsess about, and the media doubles down on it so that the truly important issues can be swept under the rug. Associate 1 in CorpDev
+112 Works at Evercore
+111 Congratulations on Allen & Co! Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+111 Congrats on citi man Intern in IB - Gen
+111 There seems to be a handful of these posts every week, that can all be boiled down to one issue: “I am unhappy in this industry and I want to quit to do more meaningful work and/or less hours.” QuiltEmerson
+111 But being a woman, even if rich, provides a different experience simply because of that identity iercurenc
+111 - "Intern in IB-M&A" ksbw28
+111 An American investment banker was taking a much-needed vacation in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. The boat had several large, fresh fish in it. TheDebtStar
+111 super cringes Intern in IB - Gen
+111 Fucks over the actual working class, contributes to inflation, incentivizes more shitty decision-making on the part of kids who take out loans for school, doesn't do anything to address the moral hazard of the universities PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+111 Fuck off Dan, I’m on a heater at the craps table  Fjsjrjdns
+110 This guy is clearly a ubs/cs junior LowCaliberTalent
+110 Lmao the gambling addict is a legend. Don’t get me wrong working with him was awful, but the stories are great. deriv_312
+110 Can you imagine? “Heard Cat Boy ate his wife’s pussy” Edit: there we have it, 69 likes. Way to go fellas! Teller in Non-profit
+110 Gents, be careful of joining teams where your direct manager is a woman Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+109 Hah! Nice try, mr. SEC-man. QuiltEmerson
+109 I love what @m8" wrote. People bandy the word "balance" around to the point it's become a cliche, but it rings true. You've painted two extremes in your mind: working and sad, or independent and happy. APAE
+109 Hahaha it's a full article. I figured a lot of people would be interested in it but it was paywalled.  Intern in IB-M&A
+109 Looking forward to these sweeping generalizations. I’ll start: Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+109 When I was an intern we did an early morning basketball game one time of Analysts/Interns vs Associates and above. DatAnalyst
+108 you guys are straight up pussies Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+108 Congrats on making it. You're what makes this country great. You won't really find anyone in your shoes here. These forums are mostly filled with sexually frustrated trust fund kids these days.  gufmo
+108 Was posted elsewhere on this site but relevant here: Recruiting is such a fucking shitshow now. Nobody knows when they're gonna recruit until they start. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+108 Hi guys, I'm the lead developer on WSO. Sylchuk
+107 Wells Fargo Charlotte is paradise. You get paid stupid money relative to the COL, so you can actually afford a huge crib and a boat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+107 Smoke Frog What an odd take. You sound like a fundamentalist or something. NoEquityResearch
+107 ASSO2 at MF PE (ignore title). Partially a rant, but hope to also provide some tangible advice. Warning - this is fairly long. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+107 School Tier lists are irrelevant. Being diverse at a nontarget >>> nondiverse at supertarget. The more meaningful list would be a diversity tier list: God tier: Black female, Black male, Hispanic female, Trans. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+107 If you're going to do something like that, go all in passive aggressive. Attack_Chihuahua
+107 Me finding out Im not gonna get laid after I start FT :/ SFBanker123
+107 There's nothing to report.  It was a question about current usage trends in apps.  If you think that's sexual harassment, you're doing a disservice to actual sexual harassment. UFOinsider
+107 Luckily for me, I will be moving into your studio because I can afford it on my base ($140k at FT Partners btw) FTPinsider
+107 Some refer to them as 49ers.. 4’s that act like 9’ Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+107 Keep the emails and calls short. Didn't read the post but thought you were in dire need of this advice. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+107 I want to punch you Intern in AM - Other
+107 To be frank, I think the world of finance (and the markets at large) will be fine regardless. Not my personal opinion, our lord Kevin O'Leary said this the other day. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+106 W girlfriend for sure ajsoqkaks
+106 I can confirm this. HighCaliberTalent recently posted his audited track record, his returns were so good Jim Simons fucking died. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+106 Woah dude save some FT offers for the rest of us WalnutBrain
+106 He’s at a top 50 bank. Intern in IB - Gen
+106 So I take it capital markets have been slow this week?  Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+106 What's up with all of the softy posts nowadays from kids that are 22/23, blubbering about their terrible lives making multiples of the median annual salary straight out of college while developing a strong rolodex and usef Fugue
+106 On a related note, anyone know how to report potential serial killers to the FBI? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+105 Cool story bro Rupert Pupkin
+105 You are - and I don't say this lightly - by far the most retarded user on this site. May god have mercy on your LPs.  terabyte
+105 Like members of a cult, most of the people on WSO are in too deep to admit the massive flaws in their industry and that they spend countless hours working on, as you said, completely meaningless bullshit. dsch
+105 Hiring on anything other than merit is a disgrace to all involved. I don’t want to work for a company that focuses so much on diversity it hurts. I want the best people, period. anoninvestor
+105 We don't really care. Just put the return offer in the bag big bro. no_home_jerome
+105 You forgot the part about donating money to left-wing causes and preaching about smashing capitalism while making bank selling old people's private information. NoEquityResearch
+105 Just break up with her dude Intern in IB - CB
+105 I think you should use the WACC formula (Weighted Average Cost of Crapping): Prospect in CorpFin
+105 lizard nycbased54
+105 They start over again as analysts VP in PE - LBOs
+104 Speaking as someone from a non target, it’s absolute bullshit to say you can’t even get a call. This guy is just a sped. YabberShneebs
+104 Tell me you are an arrogant Ivy league grad without telling me. Business School in CorpStrat
+104 Thanks, the landscape seems to change a bit every year. The exec summary is that all the LA groups are fairly strong due to the fact you need a strong MD to be able to pull in business and support an office here. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+104 A few years back, I was interning at a boutique tech bank. The CEO liked to bark out his emails to his Admin sitting at the desk right outside his office. Mr. Deeds
+104 Beat his fucking ass.    edit: whoever MSed, my associate's gonna beat your fucking ass.  Intern in IB - Gen
+104 It's not about tough or soft. People are tired of you hardos, there are enough other options that are financially viable and not everyone chases prestige/money. Rabbit
+104 Someone in IB tells people not to work in IB because they're miserable and hate their life Prospective students tells them to STFU 6969
+104 "MonacoMonkey" What are your thoughts? “What the fuck is wrong with this guy?” buysidebandit
+104 Dont say that too loudly or you'll be called racist, bigoted, xenophobic, along with a laundry list of other labels. tjo55
+103 How about you get some motion before dating. BuySideIntern
+103 Get over yourself dude. Help people if you want, don't if you don't, but don't come here with your ego trip bullshit. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+103 I farted in an interview. It smelled really bad, so I tried to play it off as if it wasn't me by asking the interviewer if he could smell what I was smelling and twisting my face in disgust. Prospect in AM - Equities
+103 >burned out >wants to join PE my brother in christ, this is not the way Teller in Non-profit
+103 I've always wanted to start a hedge fund and name it "Sonic Capital". FIG newton
+103 This thread doesn’t make any sense it just sounds like the Georgetown kid talking to himself across four different accounts about some bullshit  johnny-mnemonic
+103 Former friend of the firm had a private island. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+103 Brutal honesty here, posts like this is why I spend my down time at work reading this site and Reddit. Smoke Frog
+103 These replies are ridiculous lmao, using a homophobic slur at any point in a corporate setting is absolutely something that justifies this response, this type of faux pas could literally burn a deal with a client thes Intern in IB - Gen
+103 Works at Goldman Sachs
+102 Ai is a bit overblown, and the main reason behind this is costs. People oftentimes think that costs of Ai scale linearly, so it's very easy to replace juniors and have the costs be comparative. This is not true. usernameladiesman217
+102 One of my friends told me a story of this girl who, the day before Brexit (S&T SA), went out to happy hour with her team, got extremely drunk threw up on their HR manager, and a MD had to take her home. Grimloge
+102 I would not assume you're getting anything until it's in your bank account. ENlGMA
+102 I would stay in IB to stop the poors from getting my lucrative job and potentially catching up to my net worth. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+102 You're wrong. StateofNature
+102 What's the MS for?? Yesterday I had a job at UBS, now I don't have a job and on top of that I have monkey shit. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+102 So close 🤞🤞🤞 Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+102 Do you think he goes to stern or IU? Richard.5
+101 Based on your post must have been your attitude and probably inability to connect with others in your interviews. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+101 1. Knowledge of how grass feels nutmegger189
+101 I'm glad that was your takeaway from my 7500 word description of on-cycle  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+101 There is no cope here brother. Anonymous Monkey
+101 1 application - > 1 interview - > 1 super day - > 1 offer (Top BB think MS/GS/UBS/JPM/) ubsmasterrace
+101 kindheartedconsultant
+101 This is honestly some pretty irresponsible advice you're giving to (mostly) impressionable college kids and analysts. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+101 Finance hardos don't have the social skills to hack it in a sourcing role so they act like it's inferior to being a model monkey Principal in PE - LBOs
+101 Keep shilling for a president that scams his own voters with a shitcoin. One that said he won't touch medicare to his supporters and has already done so within one month. Wish_I_HadTrustFund
+101 Lazard is Bill Clinton because they like getting handsy with interns Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+101 Could we stop with this bot nonsense?  m8
+101 You are wrong because you don’t understand the job. Here’s why you are wrong: Analyst 1 in IB-M&A