What would you rather be?

MD at a no-name Boutique
6% (63 votes)
VP at a Bulge
13% (132 votes)
AAA Baseball Player
9% (92 votes)
HF Manager
26% (261 votes)
Post-MBA Associate at KKR
26% (265 votes)
Unemployed
2% (25 votes)
Retired
18% (182 votes)
Total votes: 1020
zala rules's picture

The answer is obviously

The answer is obviously either HF manager or retired (assuming a high-net worth retirement).

The fact that two people voted that being an entry-level associate is better than being the guy who's RUNNING the show at a decent hedge fund raises questions about the level of narrowminded stupidity on this board.

ginNtonic's picture

Re: The answer is obviously

zala rules wrote:

The answer is obviously either HF manager or retired (assuming a high-net worth retirement).

The fact that two people voted that being an entry-level associate is better than being the guy who's RUNNING the show at a decent hedge fund raises questions about the level of narrowminded stupidity on this board.

Remeber, you have to think of all of college kids on the board and all of the 1st years who are still delusional and would get on two knees for a job at KKR or Blackstone.

cvh1717's picture

And would do a lot more than

And would do a lot more than get on two knees to become a hedge fund manager

Salam Shpekov's picture

I agree. The hedge fund

I agree. The hedge fund manager is not equal to the others. I chose VP at a bulge, because I waould to give career banking a shot

PoolSideBanker's picture

You've got to be kidding me!

You've got to be kidding me! AAA baseball is just a heartbeat from the pros and the land of million dollar salaries for playing a GAME (no excel spreadsheets).

Salam Shpekov's picture

I hate baseball. If one of

I hate baseball. If one of the options had been a pro-kicker/punter then in a heartbeat. Man, I miss the glorious HS football days

coupdetat's picture

retired = no work. game

retired = no work.
game over.

CassMan's picture

Choices...

Telling me that being one step away from hitting home runs in front of 35,000 people is worse than spending 90 hours with MS Excel is ludicrous. It doesn't matter if you don't like baseball...ludicrous

Bondarb's picture

...

...AAA isnt one step from the major's, nowadays most AAA players are washed up has-beens and the guys who are actually going to the show go straight from AA or lower. As a Met fan i will give the example that neither jose reyes or david wright spent any time at AAA and none of their current prospects play there. I would say only 1 in 20 AAA players end up spending more then a few games in late september in the Majors.

Unless u are ready to retire, the only choice is HF manager...

flipya4real's picture

Re: ...

Bondarb wrote:

...AAA isnt one step from the major's, nowadays most AAA players are washed up has-beens and the guys who are actually going to the show go straight from AA or lower. As a Met fan i will give the example that neither jose reyes or david wright spent any time at AAA and none of their current prospects play there. I would say only 1 in 20 AAA players end up spending more then a few games in late september in the Majors.

Unless u are ready to retire, the only choice is HF manager...

the only pretty good AAA prospects of late have been Chase Utley and Ryan Howard(NL MVP) both from the Phillies.

bnkrtrdr's picture

Notice how the "Hf Manager"

Notice how the "Hf Manager" and "Retired" choices don't display a metric? That means you can end up in the gutter or the sky, and everywhere in between.

canadian I-banker's picture

Re: Notice how the "Hf Manager"

bnkrtrdr wrote:

Notice how the "Hf Manager" and "Retired" choices don't display a metric? That means you can end up in the gutter or the sky, and everywhere in between.

I could be wrong but isn't "Manager" a metric?

bnkrtrdr's picture

Re: Notice how the "Hf Manager"

canadian I-banker wrote:
bnkrtrdr wrote:

Notice how the "Hf Manager" and "Retired" choices don't display a metric? That means you can end up in the gutter or the sky, and everywhere in between.

I could be wrong but isn't "Manager" a metric?

Take a look at the choices provided: BB, Boutique/MM, KKR, even AAA. You could be a HF manager at Bridgewater or a chop shop selling bait to retirees. Same with "Retired."

Texas10's picture

easy

HF Manager, hands down...or better yet, a retired HF manager

jotah's picture

HF Manager

Who are all these people smoking crack that want KKR associate so badly?

BSD123's picture

Excel

You think a HF Manager touches Excel?

originalsyn's picture

Re: easy

moneyintheBank wrote:

HF Manager, hands down...or better yet, a retired HF manager

Found the right answer.

zala rules's picture

Re: Notice how the "Hf Manager"

bnkrtrdr wrote:

Notice how the "Hf Manager" and "Retired" choices don't display a metric?

Man, talk about overanalyzing it. Get a life.

pcloadletter's picture

No doubt

HF manager for sure. How is this losing in the poll to Associate? Crazy! Hmm, 500k vs. 50mm+

slimdime13's picture

Def HF manager

HF manager prob makes more money then all of them, and hopefully can retire earlier.