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7 Reasons Match.com and Bankers are the Perfect Marriage
 

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nychimp
      PE
 
(Senior Gorilla, 954
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 2:57pm
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I'm sure if you don't live under a rock you read about the "finance guy" that kept an incredibly detailed spreadsheet (attached to this post for logged in users) of his "prospects" on Match.com....and was dumb enough to actually send it out to one of his dates. I know, I know, old news... but why all the hate? clearly he was just doing what he was trained to do since he was a young boy.

First off, before we crush all the haters out there and definitively prove why Match.com and bankers are the perfect match, I have to ask ... Which one of you WSO Monkeys was this?!?! REALLY?! Have we taught you chimps nothing? Never share our secrets again or you will face an onslaught of monkey shit.

Without further ado, here are the 7 reasons why Match.com and bankers are actually the perfect marriage:

7. Match.com claims to have "inspired twice as many marriages as any other site in the world." Bankers claim to have inspired twice as many divorces as any other career in the world. Opposites attract.

6. With over 15 million members, anyone can sign up and join but the 1% can be as selective as they want. Looking for Sloan in that pullover v-neck sweater in salmon colored skinny jeans on her daddy's boat in the Hamptons? No problem.

5. Match.com now offers a 6-month guarantee: if you don't find someone special in 6 months, they will give you 6 months free. Dating bankers makes this guarantee obsolete. How will you know if Jimmy from M&A is that "special someone" if you've only seen him four times in the last 6 months? Should she ask for the refund? No! Now she has 6 more months to figure out the hard truth. Time well spent.

4. Bankers are trained to sell companies so it is an easy transition to sell themselves. Don't think we can hide our girl-like frame with a nicely tailored suit or hire strippers to pose casually with us like they are our friends? You're wrong.

3. With limited time and thousands of women to stalk, it is crucial to make this into a scientific process. Bankers excel at this: spreadsheets, valuations, DCFs, probabilities and a mind that is able to synthesize all of this information quickly and efficiently (tip: high probability of junk-in-the-trunk if all photos are chest and up)

2. Match.com is a goldmine for any value investor or banker that excels at spotting undervalued assets. Yes, that 35 year old MILF just winked at you and she doesn't care you're a 23 year old banker or how you got your balance sheet to balance.

1. WWBD. What Would Bateman Do?

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blastoise's picture

holy shit YOU CAN ATTACH

blastoise
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(Senior Neanderthal, 4,380
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:04pm

holy shit YOU CAN ATTACH SPREAD SHEET?!!>!

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blastoise's picture

monitor casually heard thats

blastoise
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:06pm

monitor casually heard thats what swagon says when he gets busted for stalking people

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UFOinsider's picture

WWDDD - What Would Don Draper

UFOinsider
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(Human, 10,347
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:13pm

WWDDD - What Would Don Draper Do

Internet dating? Dude, just show up to the bar and be fucking awesome.

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Quarterlife's picture

Damn, just opened that

Quarterlife
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(Orangutan, 329
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:16pm

Damn, just opened that spreadsheet. It was more disturbing than I originally thought :|

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Edmundo Braverman's picture

I think Capt. K said on a

Edmundo Braverman
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(Human, 14,391
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:29pm

I think Capt. K said on a previous thread that the guy in question is a tertiary acquaintance of his (also that the guy's not really a "banker" in the classic sense). Hopefully he weighs in to spill the beans here.

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Cane0180's picture

nychimp: 2. Match.com is a

Cane0180
     
 
(Baboon, 106
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:31pm
nychimp:

2. Match.com is a goldmine for any value investor or banker that excels at spotting undervalued assets. Yes, that 35 year old MILF just winked at you and she doesn't care you're a 23 year old banker or how you got your balance sheet to balance.

10/10

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Febreeze's picture

ashleymadison looks better on

Febreeze
     
 
(King Kong, 1,151
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:36pm

ashleymadison looks better on resume

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Disincentivy's picture

I am not annoyed by the guy

Disincentivy
      VC
 
 
(Gorilla, 713
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:38pm

I am not annoyed by the guy and don't think he is creepy at all; dating is exhausting and it could get very confusing if you're doing it on line. It's always good to keep tabs instead of texting the wrong person an invitation to see all 6 Star Wars movies and then get the response of "I thought you were cool, have a nice life...NERD".*

What is eating at me is his lack of excel skills. He could've done so much better.

* This may or may not have happened to me.

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CaptK's picture

Edmundo Braverman: I think

CaptK
      PE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:41pm
Edmundo Braverman:

I think Capt. K said on a previous thread that the guy in question is a tertiary acquaintance of his (also that the guy's not really a "banker" in the classic sense). Hopefully he weighs in to spill the beans here.

Right on cue. As I said in the other thread, this guy is a friend of a friend of a friend of mine, and he works at FactSet. Hardly a "financier".

All that aside, is this really so bad? The comments about the girls aren't overly harsh, he's just trying to keep everything straight. How is that "incredibly creepy"? This is absolutely no different than the proverbial "little black book" that guys have been keeping since the beginning of time.

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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CaptK's picture

All that being said, I've

CaptK
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(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:45pm

All that being said, I've spent my fair share of time on Match, and honestly had a pretty great experience. Went out with some awesome (and hot) girls, and actually found a really great one that I'm still dating. I'd add to the above list:

8. Investment bankers ability to work insane hours for little reward comes in handy on Match.com. As a guy, you'll have to send 10 emails for every one response, since the ladies actually worth dating are inundated with 10+ emails per day. You've got to keep plugging and not get discouraged - just like when you pull two all nighters to finish a book, and your MD doesn't even thank you.

Still, stick it out - online dating has definitely crossed the chasm into "normal people". Most girls on there aren't socially weird, gaming you for dates, etc. They're just normal people trying to meet someone someplace besides bars.

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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guerrillagrrl's picture

I'm a girl and I approve of

guerrillagrrl
      O
 
 
(Senior Orangutan, 478
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:45pm

I'm a girl and I approve of this spreadsheet.

Real playas don't need to keep it straight tho'... AMIRITE

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WallStreetOasis.com's picture

CaptK: All that being said,

WallStreetOasis.com
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(Human, 12,074
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 3:48pm
CaptK:

All that being said, I've spent my fair share of time on Match, and honestly had a pretty great experience. Went out with some awesome (and hot) girls, and actually found a really great one that I'm still dating. I'd add to the above list:

8. Investment bankers ability to work insane hours for little reward comes in handy on Match.com. As a guy, you'll have to send 10 emails for every one response, since the ladies actually worth dating are inundated with 10+ emails per day. You've got to keep plugging and not get discouraged - just like when you pull two all nighters to finish a book, and your MD doesn't even thank you.

I also met my current girlfriend on Match.com, so this theory must be true.

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Edmundo Braverman's picture

Props to Patrick and CaptK

Edmundo Braverman
      ST
 
 
(Human, 14,391
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 3:59pm

Props to Patrick and CaptK for their Match.com prowess.

Now be honest, what's wrong with them that they're using online dating?

I'm betting vestigial tail.

Amiright???

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Edmundo Braverman: Props to

go.with.the.flow
      EN
 
(King Kong, 1,109
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 4:14pm
Edmundo Braverman:

Props to Patrick and CaptK for their Match.com prowess.

Now be honest, what's wrong with them that they're using online dating?

I'm betting vestigial tail.

Amiright???

Online dating was looked down upon lets say 3-4 years ago, but now pretty much everyone who doesn't have a gf/bf by 30 is using it. EB the thing in "real life" is that you're always sizing the other person and not making moves, because 99% of the people are afraid of rejection and end up hooking up with their friends or friends friend. But on match.com everyone is there for a single goal "hook-up". That being said, I still prefer real life and have decided not to date for the next 5 yrs.

|| But feeling good and enjoying life are prerequisites to success, not by products of it- Midas Mulligan Magoo ||

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I DIDN'T KNOW VLOOKUPS STOOD

westsidewolf1989
      IB
 
(Senior Baboon, 240
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 4:18pm

I DIDN'T KNOW VLOOKUPS STOOD FOR VAGINA LOOKUPS ?!?!?!?!?!

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go.with.the.flow: That being

CaptK
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(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 4:22pm
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- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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go.with.the.flow: Edmundo

bballerct50
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 on 4/19/12 at 4:24pm
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UFOinsider's picture

CaptK: go.with.the.flow: Tha

UFOinsider
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(Human, 10,347
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 4:41pm

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...

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BTbanker's picture

Why isn't there a dating site

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,336
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 5:13pm

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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CaptK's picture

Connor: Why isn't there a

CaptK
      PE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 5:17pm

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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BTbanker's picture

CaptK: Connor: Why isn't

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,336
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 5:41pm

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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CaptK: Connor: Why isn't

anaxi
     
 
(Orangutan, 318
 
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 on 4/19/12 at 5:41pm

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she_monkey's picture

i have the original

she_monkey
     
 
 
(Senior Orangutan, 402
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 6:55pm

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blastoise's picture

can i have she_monkey I will

blastoise
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(Senior Neanderthal, 4,380
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 10:10pm
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chipmunk's picture

i wanna blow Dave... like

chipmunk
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(Senior Chimp, 24
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 10:23pm
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BTbanker's picture

Do you like Match.com? I’ve

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,336
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 10:38pm

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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UFOinsider's picture

Connor: Do you like

UFOinsider
      O
 
(Human, 10,347
 
Points)
 on 4/19/12 at 11:43pm

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...

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Nouveau Richie's picture

UFOinsider: Connor: Do you

Nouveau Richie
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 on 4/19/12 at 11:59pm
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BankingWaffle's picture

blastoise: holy shit YOU CAN

BankingWaffle
      IB
 
(Senior Baboon, 242
 
Points)
 on 4/20/12 at 10:14am

Cheers.

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DurbanDiMangus's picture

CaptK: All that being said,

DurbanDiMangus
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(Gorilla, 722
 
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 on 4/20/12 at 11:06am
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Altoid's picture

This is an incredible

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mb666's picture

I'm curious who that first

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(Gorilla, 687
 
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 on 4/20/12 at 12:57pm
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Why I don't want to date for

go.with.the.flow
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 on 4/20/12 at 2:04pm

|| But feeling good and enjoying life are prerequisites to success, not by products of it- Midas Mulligan Magoo ||

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mb666's picture

go.with.the.flow: Why I don't

mb666
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 on 4/20/12 at 2:09pm
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Edmundo Braverman's picture

go.with.the.flow: Why I don't

Edmundo Braverman
      ST
 
 
(Human, 14,391
 
Points)
 on 4/20/12 at 3:54pm

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mb666's picture

This guy worked at FactSet

mb666
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(Gorilla, 687
 
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 on 4/21/12 at 12:20am
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mb666: go.with.the.flow: Why

go.with.the.flow
      EN
 
(King Kong, 1,109
 
Points)
 on 4/21/12 at 1:59am

|| But feeling good and enjoying life are prerequisites to success, not by products of it- Midas Mulligan Magoo ||

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Edmundo Braverman's picture

go.with.the.flow: So I'm not

Edmundo Braverman
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(Human, 14,391
 
Points)
 on 4/21/12 at 5:02am

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whatwhatwhat's picture

Edmundo Braverman: Props to

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(King Kong, 1,403
 
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 on 4/21/12 at 9:20am
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CaptK's picture

whatwhatwhat: Edmundo

CaptK
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(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
Points)
 on 4/21/12 at 12:57pm

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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mb666's picture

^ Can I just ask how old you

mb666
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(Gorilla, 687
 
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 on 4/21/12 at 4:37pm
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mb666: ^ Can I just ask how

Ben Hargrove
     
 
(Chimp, 12
 
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 on 4/21/12 at 5:37pm
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CaptK's picture

Ben Hargrove: mb666: ^ Can I

CaptK
      PE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,344
 
Points)
 on 4/21/12 at 5:45pm

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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whatwhatwhat's picture

Same.

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 on 4/21/12 at 6:01pm
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