Soros: Third Time's a CharmST
It appears congratulations are in order!
This is a love story for the ages. At the ripe young age of 82, billionaire hedge fund manager George Soros has finally found his soulmate, the one person on planet Earth who really gets him and completes him. And how lucky is he that the one person ended up being a 40-year old yoga instructor? What are the odds???
The marriage will be his third and probably final, unless he really has made a deal with the Devil. Before you go thinking that she might (might) have less than pure intentions toward old Georgie's dough, I'll have you know that Tamika Bolton (his intended) has an MBA from the hallowed University of Miami (Go Canes!) and once started an Internet-based dietary supplement company. So she's a business titan in her own right, thank you very much.
I'm thinking part of George's calculus here was a desire to not be outdone by fellow Brit John Cleese, whom at age 72 recently got married for his fourth time to a 41-year old jewelry designer.
I get why a fossil in his 80's would want to wake up next to a woman half his age. But why on Earth would he want to marry her? Can somebody help me out here? If I live to see 80 (which will prove that God hates me), I'm gonna put every day I don't shit myself in public in the WIN column. How the hell would that ever be appealing to a 40-year old yoga instructor? Or is the math really as simple as it appears?