It appears congratulations are in order!
This is a love story for the ages. At the ripe young age of 82, billionaire hedge fund manager George Soros has finally found his soulmate, the one person on planet Earth who really gets him and completes him. And how lucky is he that the one person ended up being a 40-year old yoga instructor? What are the odds???
The marriage will be his third and probably final, unless he really has made a deal with the Devil. Before you go thinking that she might (might) have less than pure intentions toward old Georgie's dough, I'll have you know that Tamika Bolton (his intended) has an MBA from the hallowed University of Miami (Go Canes!) and once started an Internet-based dietary supplement company. So she's a business titan in her own right, thank you very much.
I'm thinking part of George's calculus here was a desire to not be outdone by fellow Brit John Cleese, whom at age 72 recently got married for his fourth time to a 41-year old jewelry designer.
I get why a fossil in his 80's would want to wake up next to a woman half his age. But why on Earth would he want to marry her? Can somebody help me out here? If I live to see 80 (which will prove that God hates me), I'm gonna put every day I don't shit myself in public in the WIN column. How the hell would that ever be appealing to a 40-year old yoga instructor? Or is the math really as simple as it appears?
There's a joke that goes like this.
Q: I don't understand these May-December marriages. I know what December finds in May - youth , warmth and life. But what on earth does May hope to find in December? A: Christmas
Yoga instructors in bed >>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old supermodel in bed (On Average)
82-year olds in bed anyone else.
Would you sleep with Liliene Bettencourt if it meant you were going to get 1% of her fortune?
I thought so.
I'm sure when Jorge Soros dies this Yoga instructor will fare off fairly well.
I really want to attach a pic of Anna Nicole Smith and J Howard Marshall , but I don't know how pic attachments work.
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ah yes who can forget the nuptials of Anna Nicole Smith and Skeletor
Straight $$$
I would marry him and I'm 22 and a man and straight.
lol what i was thinking
Kudos to the boys who dare to speak out their real mind. I sense some boy toy quality here. nice.
Yup.
Hm...must be love.
The bit about the Internet vitamin company making her a captain of industry was a joke, btw. Thought you would've caught that after the UofM crack.
If you are gonna marry someone so much younger, might as well do it proper and marry a girl in her 30s or 20s.
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Soros screwed a currency, what makes you think he wont screw this woman?
Clearly its because of all the time he's been hitting the weights at his ultra exclusive gym
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/04/business/sitaras-fitness-where-busine…
Color me surprised when I saw the name "Tamika" and then her pic.
He could have done better.
I wonder what the differences would be between how much she will receive upon Soro's death and how much it would cost the old man to pay for buns every time he was in the mood? Someone needs to craft one of those "I've fallen and can't get up" necklace buttons; each press puts a prost in a car speeding to your general direction.
Because it would never cost him anything to pay for buns. When the hell is an 82 yr old ever in the mood? After his hip replacement?
Rich old guys want to find love too.... Just saying.
Also; for some reason it seems that men are so much more likely to retain a youthful spirit as they get older (which makes understanding and being understood by those younger more likely), while women often become, bitter/jaded/angry the older and more aware of their 'singleness' they become. I see how this could be real.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y4AcgjQmpsU
I'd also marry him. Any dude who says otherwise is kidding themselves. Only under one condition though.... no pre-nup. Think about it, lets say you make $1 bil for 1 year, thats like $10 mil per game of hide the pickle. Best. ROI. Ever. #questionableposts
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This is a crazy world if you are crazy rich! You would get an 80 year old dude I you want.
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