Soros: Third Time's a Charm
It appears congratulations are in order!
This is a love story for the ages. At the ripe young age of 82, billionaire hedge fund manager George Soros has finally found his soulmate, the one person on planet Earth who really gets him and completes him. And how lucky is he that the one person ended up being a 40-year old yoga instructor? What are the odds???
The marriage will be his third and probably final, unless he really has made a deal with the Devil. Before you go thinking that she might (might) have less than pure intentions toward old Georgie's dough, I'll have you know that Tamika Bolton (his intended) has an MBA from the hallowed University of Miami (Go Canes!) and once started an Internet-based dietary supplement company. So she's a business titan in her own right, thank you very much.
I'm thinking part of George's calculus here was a desire to not be outdone by fellow Brit John Cleese, whom at age 72 recently got married for his fourth time to a 41-year old jewelry designer.
I get why a fossil in his 80's would want to wake up next to a woman half his age. But why on Earth would he want to marry her? Can somebody help me out here? If I live to see 80 (which will prove that God hates me), I'm gonna put every day I don't shit myself in public in the WIN column. How the hell would that ever be appealing to a 40-year old yoga instructor? Or is the math really as simple as it appears?






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Edmundo Braverman: It appears
It appears congratulations are in order!
This is a love story for the ages. At the ripe young age of 82, billionaire hedge fund manager George Soros has finally found his soulmate, the one person on planet Earth who really gets him and completes him. And how lucky is he that the one person ended up being a 40-year old yoga instructor? What are the odds???
The marriage will be his third and probably final, unless he really has made a deal with the Devil. Before you go thinking that she might (might) have less than pure intentions toward old Georgie's dough, I'll have you know that Tamika Bolton (his intended) has an MBA from the hallowed University of Miami (Go Canes!) and once started an Internet-based dietary supplement company. So she's a business titan in her own right, thank you very much.
I'm thinking part of George's calculus here was a desire to not be outdone by fellow Brit John Cleese, whom at age 72 recently got married for his fourth time to a 41-year old jewelry designer.
I get why a fossil in his 80's would want to wake up next to a woman half his age. But why on Earth would he want to marry her? Can somebody help me out here? If I live to see 80 (which will prove that God hates me), I'm gonna put every day I don't shit myself in public in the WIN column. How the hell would that ever be appealing to a 40-year old yoga instructor? Or is the math really as simple as it appears?
There's a joke that goes like this.
Q: I don't understand these May-December marriages. I know what December finds in May - youth , warmth
and life. But what on earth does May hope to find in December?
A: Christmas
Yoga instructors in bed
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Yoga instructors in bed >>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old supermodel in bed (On Average)
82-year olds in bed <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< literally anyone else.
Edmundo
Yoga instructors in bed >>>>>>>>>>> 24 year old supermodel in bed (On Average)
82-year olds in bed <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< literally anyone else.
Would you sleep with Liliene Bettencourt if it meant you were going to get 1% of her fortune?
I thought so.
I'm sure when Jorge Soros dies this Yoga instructor will fare off fairly well.
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Edmundo Braverman: If I live
If I live to see 80 (which will prove that God hates me), I'm gonna put every day I don't shit myself in public in the WIN column.
Straight $$$
I would marry him and I'm 22
I would marry him and I'm 22 and a man and straight.
Edmundo Braverman: Or is the
Or is the math really as simple as it appears?
Yup.
Hm...must be love.
Hm...must be love.
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In The Flesh: Hm...must be
Hm...must be love.
love of $20 billion dollars. She might be "sucessful" pulling in 300-400k a year, but thats no where near Soros bbbbbbbillions she gets to collect for fucking him for a few years, given he doesn't screw her over on the will.
If you are gonna marry
If you are gonna marry someone so much younger, might as well do it proper and marry a girl in her 30s or 20s.
ladubs111: In The
Hm...must be love.
love of $20 billion dollars. She might be "sucessful" pulling in 300-400k a year, but thats no where near Soros bbbbbbbillions she gets to collect for fucking him for a few years, given he doesn't screw her over on the will.
The bit about the Internet vitamin company making her a captain of industry was a joke, btw. Thought you would've caught that after the UofM crack.
Gangsta Killah Blood: I would
I would marry him and I'm 22 and a man and straight.
lol what i was thinking
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
Soros screwed a currency,
Soros screwed a currency, what makes you think he wont screw this woman?
The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee
WSO is not your personal search function.
Clearly its because of all
Edmundo
Color me surprised when I saw
He could have done better. I
Edmundo Braverman: Here you
Cookies With Milken: He could
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." - IlliniProgrammer
Rich old guys want to find
"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin
bfin: Soros screwed a
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
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WalMartShopper: Gangsta
--Money can't buy happiness. it can only buy orgasms.
--Who the hell says I want happiness? Orgasms all I need.
I'd also marry him. Any dude
GBS
GoldmanBallSachs: I'd also
The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee
WSO is not your personal search function.
This is a crazy world if you