Fanciest synonyms for Increasing/Decreasing

Dear Monkeys,
Since many of us are dealing everyday with rising or falling prices, I would like to ask you for your favourite synonym of Decreasing/Increasing.. Falling/Rising... Going South/Going North...
Let us pool these words for increased eloquence in the daily life!

 

Bit unrelated, but I once heard some guy saying in a tv interview, "The market is undergoing a tectonic shift".

To answer your question: crashing, plunging, plummeting, sinking, tumbling... My favorites are crashing and falling off a cliff for the extreme cases.

Move along, nothing to see here.
 

Getting a haircut Getting whacked Breaking out

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

There's eloquence in simplicity.

The purpose of language is to convey meaning.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
RustyFork:

There's eloquence in simplicity.

The purpose of language is to convey meaning.

I think it depends on the occasion. For sure I would not use these words on .ppt, but in order to give visual support i think it can make sense to use these synonyms
I was already so far beyond the point of no return that I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.
 

my favourites are : going down the drain, turning sour or skyrocketing

I was already so far beyond the point of no return that I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.
 

The market's performing a back alley abortion. The market just railed PCP. The market suffered a head blow from an iron-frying-pan-wielding mother bear in a floral apron. AAPL just got Trayvon'd. GOOG is shooting up like Keith Richards. Market just dove into shallow water. More alpha than god!

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

Ran out of Xanax in a crowded room Fumbling for a bottle to piss in on the highway Dipping like a trucker Chewing on tinfoil Got icy gatorade dumped on its head Got caught keying a cop car Using the mouse in Excel

Okay, I'm done for now.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

lol LOVE the part about the mother bear with a frying pan wearing an apron.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

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"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."

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