Funeral networking
(Senior Chimp, 22
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on 1/14/11 at 1:21am
A very wealthy philanthropist died near my town and I am thinking of going to the funeral for some networking.. Just not certain what the most efficient way to identify the right folks to speak to is.
Any thoughts?





lol good one.
lol good one.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
lol
lol
Talk to the guy in the box,
Talk to the guy in the box, he knows everyone there
HAHAHHAH so funny
HAHAHHAH so funny
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jake8383 wrote: Talk to the
Talk to the guy in the box, he knows everyone there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
Fuck networking, funerals
Fuck networking, funerals should be put to a much more productive use. Just remember that "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkqBRuwjeY
You're going to want to buy
You're going to want to buy the darkest shade of charcoal suit you can find. Obviously, stay away from black ties as that's a big no-no in this industry and everybody at the funeral will know that you're a Noob, dark solid colors are appropriate for these kinds of situations.
Obviously know your technicals ("if they paid $20,000 for this funeral and he was buried with $500 in valuables, assume r=10%, what is the present value of a 75 year old man's funeral?), your fit questions ("why this funeral?" " where do you see your funeral down the road?"), be ready for some brainteasers of course ("how many caskets are in this graveyard?" "if there are three grave sites and two were vandalized, but you could only check one of them, how could you know which two were vandalized?"). And, in the end, just be genuine, humble, and convey the idea that you're the kind of guy future coworkers would want to attend funerals with.
I really hope this is a
I really hope this is a troll. Or you're a huge douchebag for doing this and I hope someone calls your bluff. Like you say the guy's name wrong and some drunk depressed dude f*cks u up.
Reality hits you hard, bro...
Nouveau Richie wrote: Fuck
Fuck networking, funerals should be put to a much more productive use. Just remember that "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkqBRuwjeY
+1, my thoughts exactly haha
Ahha rebel, that's unreal.
Ahha rebel, that's unreal. I'm sitting here laughing out loud at 4:30, wow.
A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.
by far hilarious
by far hilarious
Guys stfu, maybe the op was
Guys stfu, maybe the op was serious. Follow the steps below:
Start sobbing very loud in the middle of speeches and lean over the casket and say "Grandpa I wish I was there for you!"
That will get some heads turning and people meeting up with you afterwards. Of course, they wouldn't dare question your relationship with the old man. (If he has real grandchildren in attendance - very likely - then quickly stir up a story how you're the long lost grandson)
Getgo wrote: (If he has real
(If he has real grandchildren in attendance - very likely - then quickly stir up a story how you're the long lost grandson)
Don't forget to complain about being left out of the will too...
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
lmao
lmao
Come on, man. Don't sell your
Come on, man. Don't sell your soul
Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"
Your networking strategy is
ASSHOLES
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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
rebel LOL so at a
I like the way this guy
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
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GOB wrote: rebel LOL so at a
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...
Thanks all. I knew there
UFOinsider wrote: But, if
More is good, all is better
ask sophisticated questions
Argonaut wrote: UFOinsider
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...
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Ok, here's what you do.
More is good, all is better