How to Convince Grandma I'm Ready
After 9 long weeks, my SA is about to come to a close.
I'm a rising junior interning in a top financial sponsors (think CS/MS/GS).
It has all gone well so far. I've developed a great relationship with my associates and staffer, had great reviews and performed well.
There's just one problem: One of the mds (who also happens to be my grandma) has seemed to make it her goal to ensure I don't get a return offer.
I don't know if she's pissed that I didn't go to her when looking for an SA in the first place or if she still hasn't forgiven my jewish father for marrying a catholic, but either way, it looks like I'm fucked.
Right now, it seems like my next best option is to try to get an SA next year at jpm where I have an alum who seems to be willing to pull for me. I'm worried however that JPM's group has gotten their name in leveraged finance and puts way too much of an emphasis on LF, when sponsors is what I really want to be doing.
Any advice?





This is the best thread title
This is the best thread title ever.
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
How bad is your relationship
How bad is your relationship with your grandma that you can't sit down and talk with her?
This is hilarious if it's
This is hilarious if it's actually true. Why not BAML Sponsors? IMO CS and BAML are top two in sponsors coverage.
0 SB-3 MS Troll alert...
0 SB-3 MS
Troll alert...
Damn, this was pretty quality
Damn, this was pretty quality material. +1
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
Do you want me to fry you up
Do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
hey come on ...cool it with
hey come on ...cool it with the anti-semetic remarks
Not a menorah. You spin a
Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
Oh I forgot, Bateman's dating
Oh I forgot, Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
He's the voice of reason. The
He's the voice of reason. The boy next door.
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
not bad
not bad
Speaking of reasonable...
Speaking of reasonable... Only 570.
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
A little something for the
A little something for the purse.
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
BlackHat: This is the best
This is the best thread title ever.
This 2nd paragraph is the best ever.
Here to learn and hopefully pass on some knowledge as well. SB if I helped.
His grandma has to be like
His grandma has to be like 60+. Not possible.
abacab: His grandma has to be
BTbanker: Speaking of
You should go over to her
GS: BTbanker: Speaking of
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
Finally a troll topic that
juicy
GS: You should go over to her
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
Going Concern: GS: You
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
BlackHat: Going
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
Going
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
BlackHat: Going
You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game.
Going
I hate victims who respect their executioners
Follow BH & Co. on Twitter: @DumbLuckCapital
twitter.com/DumbLuckCapital
reformed: One of the mds (who
Check out my WSO Blog
It would be a good time to
ha ha
Learn Financial Modeling
Interview Guides
WSO Resume Review