I have an investment opportunity(Bank Transaction).

I have an investment opportunity(Bank Transaction). 300% return in 72 hours.
This an amazing investment opportunity because of the expedited return (typically 48-72 hours on return) and the transparency between all parties involved in the transaction. Please let me know if you would be interested in this type of venture so I can go ahead and share more details on the transaction, as well the agreement explaining all of the specifics.

Call Kyle at ########### EDITED

Mod note: Every year hundreds of people on the internet claim to offer crazy returns. Most of them are scams and ponzi schemes. More importantly, advertised "investment opportunities" generally require a securities license, and the penalty for violation in New York often involves jail time. Please keep the advertising of financial scams to talkgold.com, the HYIP headquarters.

-IlliniProgrammer

 
FirstElite:
I have an investment opportunity(Bank Transaction). 300% return in 72 hours. This an amazing investment opportunity because of the expedited return (typically 48-72 hours on return) and the transparency between all parties involved in the transaction. Please let me know if you would be interested in this type of venture so I can go ahead and share more details on the transaction, as well the agreement explaining all of the specifics.

Call Kyle at ########### EDITED

Mod note: Every year hundreds of people on the internet claim to offer crazy returns. Most of them are scams and ponzi schemes. More importantly, advertised "investment opportunities" generally require a securities license, and the penalty for violation in New York often involves jail time. Please keep the advertising of financial scams to talkgold.com, the HYIP headquarters.

-IlliniProgrammer

illini, delete this shit and ban this account.
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

Where do I sign up!?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Ooops. Sorry! I didn't mean to sound spammy. This is a legit opportunity and i'm not going to ask you for any money without first showing proof of this transaction. This is all done bank to bank and i don't expect for you guys to send any money unless i have sent all the details to this transaction. Sorry about this

 
FirstElite:
Ooops. Sorry! I didn't mean to sound spammy. This is a legit opportunity and i'm not going to ask you for any money without first showing proof of this transaction. This is all done bank to bank and i don't expect for you guys to send any money unless i have sent all the details to this transaction. Sorry about this

Wow. Sounds legit!

Like I said, where do I sign up? Going to be paying those student loans off early!

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
FirstElite:
This is all done bank to bank and i don't expect for you guys to send any money unless i have sent all the details to this transaction. Sorry about this

So which Nigerian bank do you expect me to wire the money to?

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
FirstElite:
Ooops. Sorry! I didn't mean to sound spammy. This is a legit opportunity and i'm not going to ask you for any money without first showing proof of this transaction. This is all done bank to bank and i don't expect for you guys to send any money unless i have sent all the details to this transaction. Sorry about this

seriously...KYS

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

Count me in. I'll just call the bank and take out a second lein on my house, and why don't I lever up on credit cards too.

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 

This just shows how ignorant you guys are. This is private banking and it's legit. First of all you would be wiring the money to Bank of America of JP Morgan. Look up instrument monetization on a trading platform. I see deals like this happen everyday.

A real business man who understands what i'm talking about would do due diligence instead of sounding like an ignorant person. Go do some research about Private banking before you guys start talking and making yourselves sound even more ignorant.

 
kylephillipsthomas:
This just shows how ignorant you guys are. This is private banking and it's legit. First of all you would be wiring the money to Bank of America of JP Morgan. Look up instrument monetization on a trading platform. I see deals like this happen everyday.

A real business man who understands what i'm talking about would do due diligence instead of sounding like an ignorant person. Go do some research about Private banking before you guys start talking and making yourselves sound even more ignorant.

A 200% guaranteed overnight return? Not even the mob makes that kinda money.

"If it sounds too good to be true..."

 
kylephillipsthomas:
This just shows how ignorant you guys are. This is private banking and it's legit. First of all you would be wiring the money to Bank of America of JP Morgan. Look up instrument monetization on a trading platform. I see deals like this happen everyday.

A real business man who understands what i'm talking about would do due diligence instead of sounding like an ignorant person. Go do some research about Private banking before you guys start talking and making yourselves sound even more ignorant.

then openly post the details so we can really make fun of this retarded scam...and don't say that your nigerian prince is a former canadian lottery winner that wants to buy my dvd on craigslist for 5,000.

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

How about this. Why don't you share with all of us here all the details of the transaction and the agreement specifics? That will be completely transparent and then each individual can decide if it is legit or another "Nigerian Prince" scam...

 

Why would I if i knew all of you are broke. The person with a POF gets to see the agreement along with bank coordinates and full disclosure about me and my company. I could only be scamming you guys if i was asking you to send money to Western Union. Proof of funds will get to see the agreement along with all the banking coordinates to where there money is going to.

You guys are ignorant!

 
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kylephillipsthomas:
Why would I if i knew all of you are broke. The person with a POF gets to see the agreement along with bank coordinates and full disclosure about me and my company. I could only be scamming you guys if i was asking you to send money to Western Union. Proof of funds will get to see the agreement along with all the banking coordinates to where there money is going to.

You guys are ignorant!

bank coordinates???? What is this? Is your bank buried on the beach of some remote island? And why did you create another user account to post this spam? Having said that, I will give you the benefit of doubts here since I am in such a good mode. See the thing is, I own a bridge in Brooklyn, can your magical instrument monetization help me extract some cash values from that? I shall promptly invest some of that proceeds into the venture you suggested here so that we can both become trillionaires in a few days.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
kylephillipsthomas:
Ok guys!! Explain why its a ponzi scheme since you have all the details and the full disclosure. Please enlighten me!
Characteristics of a ponzi scheme: Typically extraordinary returns are promised on the investment,5 and vague verbal constructions such as "hedge futures trading," "high-yield investment programs", "offshore investment" might be used.

Besides it is impossible to even find what you are talking about on the internet. This is the first result that comes up: http://www.fcfcorp.com/bank-instruments/financial-instrument-monetizati…. Please stop calling this private banking also.

 

You aren't supposed to trust me. There are certain procedures that are done in this business to make sure this happens correctly and everyone is protected. http://www.iccwbo.org/advocacy-codes-and-rules/. We follow these strict procedures and rules.

Equal consideration is needed from each party that is participating in the agreement to have a legal deal. This means if I send you my passport pic and my id with full disclosure of my business you, would have to do the same.

If i told you to send the money to bank coordinates of JP morgan, couldn't you guys do due dilligence to see if you are really sending it there? Now if you put money into a verified Jp morgan account, don't you think you will be able to get it back out?

 
kylephillipsthomas:
You aren't supposed to trust me. There are certain procedures that are done in this business to make sure this happens correctly and everyone is protected. http://www.iccwbo.org/advocacy-codes-and-rules/. We follow these strict procedures and rules.

Equal consideration is needed from each party that is participating in the agreement to have a legal deal. This means if I send you my passport pic and my id with full disclosure of my business you, would have to do the same.

If i told you to send the money to bank coordinates of JP morgan, couldn't you guys do due dilligence to see if you are really sending it there? Now if you put money into a verified Jp morgan account, don't you think you will be able to get it back out?

Well now that you put it that way! Seems legit to me guyz. brb while i cash advance all my credit cards and sell my car.

 

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