I lied about my race... your thoughts?

Alright so I've interviewed with 2 boutique banks. During the interview I lied about my race. I'm only 1 ethnicity as my parents are from the same country, but I said one of my parents was a different race (european/whatever) to sound more... cultured? Just wanna know your thoughts lol. i'm not white btw..

 
monty09:
your an ididot
lmao!!
You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 
shawnkemp:
do i got balls? im pretty racially ambiguous. this is no joke

I absolutely understand where you're coming from. One time, while at a farm (don't ask) around State College, a couple of locals starting throwing apples at me and saying "Welcome to America A-rab." I wasn't angry at the fact that they thought I was of Middle Eastern descent, I was angry at the fact that they were unable to keep their racism on the low.

 
shawnkemp:
It's for a firm here in Atlanta, they didn't ask but I mentioned it as I was giving my little commercial in the beginning of the interview. Thought it sounded nice?

So... not only did you lie about your race, but you VOLUNTARILY lied independently of them putting pressure on you about it!?

...SUPER SMART!

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Depends on how white you look, maybe you look totally asian/hispanic/nativeamerican or whatever. If you can pas for mixed then by all means go for it. Lying is an invaluable tool which you will need to utilize many times in your future, its best to perfect the art while you're still young.

 

Kind dumb and hilarious, but there's no way they'll ever find out. It's illegal for them to ask you about your race in an interview or perform any kind of investigation as to your heritage during a hiring process (for obvious reasons) so it's unlikely anyone will ever find out. Except now you have to remember the lie forever...

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

This whole thread is full of win. OP, you're an idiot, not that it's going to matter.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
SpiderMonkeyOhYes:
Whenever I go to Pakistan and tell them I'm American and they look at me like there's something wrong I just want to do something nasty to them all for being stereotyping racist ethnocentrists. Like bomb them or something.

Have you considered NOT going to Pakistan?

 

I've contemplated using that trick in the past but ended up not doing it. I think it's entirely silly to begin with. Your race shouldn't matter, but for some reason the government says otherwise.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
<span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/finance-dictionary/what-is-london-interbank-offer-rate-libor>LIBOR</a></span>:
im too white to ever get away with anything like this
Maybe - there was an albino black guy in my freshman quad, no joke.
Get busy living
 
design:
I'm Asian, but I've got big eyes. Like Anne Hathaway big. I'm pretty sure I can get away with something like this, too, but I haven't reached that level of despair yet...
If you get a tan, you'll look Hawaiin / Latin.....can you play the URM card? Or is that stuff documented?
Get busy living
 

Voluptates amet quibusdam cum eos eveniet ea atque. Libero quia adipisci distinctio aut. Eius error cupiditate voluptate.

Rem deserunt aut voluptas corporis nulla doloribus. Ut sit aliquid dolore nam recusandae eum.

Eligendi et quaerat ab omnis ut aut ut. Officia dolore ad minima rerum expedita. Sint repellendus consequatur omnis dignissimos aut consequatur sed.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.8
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”