4/6/11

I'm many of you have seen this before, it's been around for a couple years, but I randomly came across it again today and forgot just how funny it was. Enjoy.

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4/6/11

LOL thats good, I loved how it was essentially the same 5 or 6 names with all sorts of random shit added to it. Its a little sad that its pretty much true.

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4/6/11

LOL i love this video. not racist because it's funny, exactly.

on the other hand, at least there's some creativity with black names. most white people pull a random name from the bible like john or david... BORING!!!!

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

4/6/11

All races, cultures, and nations have their own quirky, funny shit they do. You have to be willing to laugh at it all and to never use it as a reason to hate or discriminate against anyone else.

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4/6/11

This has to be about 2 years old...

4/6/11

^^^ by the way i'm an expert on white names. i actually know a white guy and he told me that's how they choose names.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

4/6/11

In a similar vein, the 2011 Name of the Year bracket was announced today.
http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2011/04/your-201...

For those not famililar, this website has been compiling odd names for a few years now. It started as mostly athletes, (like Yourhighness Morgan, etc) but now has morphed into any and all odd, verifiable names. Many, as your may have guessed, are Afro-american in origin.

Pure genius.

4/6/11

You wouldn't believe how many of these are real/close to real.

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4/6/11

I actually had sex with a girl named Rohandra, does that make me an overseer as defined by my man KRS-One?

In reply to PossumBelly
4/6/11

Cartwright:
In a similar vein, the 2011 Name of the Year bracket was announced today.
http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2011/04/your-201...

For those not famililar, this website has been compiling odd names for a few years now. It started as mostly athletes, (like Yourhighness Morgan, etc) but now has morphed into any and all odd, verifiable names. Many, as your may have guessed, are Afro-american in origin.

Pure genius.

Inaugural Class of 2000
Assumption Bulltron (1991; NOTD 1992)
Doby Chrotchtangle (NOTY 1991)
Crescent Dragonwagon (NOTY 1993)
Honka Monka (NOTY 1996)
Excellent Raymond (NOTY 1992)

Hah. Can't believe these are real names...

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

In reply to PossumBelly
4/6/11

Cartwright:
In a similar vein, the 2011 Name of the Year bracket was announced today.
http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2011/04/your-201...

For those not famililar, this website has been compiling odd names for a few years now. It started as mostly athletes, (like Yourhighness Morgan, etc) but now has morphed into any and all odd, verifiable names. Many, as your may have guessed, are Afro-american in origin.

Pure genius.

We should fill out the bracket and have a WSO contest. Anyone interested?

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4/6/11

Haha, I just realized that on #33 the guy has a whole bag of KFC biscuits...it's got to be a few dozen, lol.

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In reply to Jorgé
4/6/11

Jorge:
Cartwright:
In a similar vein, the 2011 Name of the Year bracket was announced today.
http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2011/04/your-201...

For those not famililar, this website has been compiling odd names for a few years now. It started as mostly athletes, (like Yourhighness Morgan, etc) but now has morphed into any and all odd, verifiable names. Many, as your may have guessed, are Afro-american in origin.

Pure genius.

Inaugural Class of 2000
Assumption Bulltron (1991; NOTD 1992)
Doby Chrotchtangle (NOTY 1991)
Crescent Dragonwagon (NOTY 1993)
Honka Monka (NOTY 1996)
Excellent Raymond (NOTY 1992)

Hah. Can't believe these are real names...

I like Tokyo Sexwale (2001) and Jerome Fruithandler, lol.

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4/6/11

Hahaha! Dude we gotta meet these guys...

2002 Miracle Wanzo
2003 Jew Don Boney Jr.
1998 L.A. St. Louis
1997 Courage Shabalala

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4/6/11

I kid you not. I have met a black girl named a-a. Yeah, it's spelled a-a. SB to the first person who can figure out how to pronounce it.

-MBP

4/6/11

aye-aye? lol.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

In reply to manbearpig
4/6/11

manbearpig:
I kid you not. I have met a black girl named a-a. Yeah, it's spelled a-a. SB to the first person who can figure out how to pronounce it.

c'mon son!
That girl's name is clearly: Adasha

In reply to FXTrader
4/6/11

FXTrader:
manbearpig:
I kid you not. I have met a black girl named a-a. Yeah, it's spelled a-a. SB to the first person who can figure out how to pronounce it.

c'mon son!
That girl's name is clearly: Adasha

Oh dear God...

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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

4/6/11

Wow. Mind. Blow .

FX just dominated. SB dude.

4/6/11

My buddy teaches in the ghetto. Last year he haad:

"A'Miracle"
"La-a"

On the fist day of school he called L-a (pronounced LaDasha) "La A" like the dash wasn't there. She freaked out and told him he was stupid. She then complained because "teachers at dis school ain't even being knowin how to read".

He has also had two girls in his school named "Vagina" in 7 years, but hasn't taught either of them.

In reply to FXTrader
4/6/11

FXTrader:
manbearpig:
I kid you not. I have met a black girl named a-a. Yeah, it's spelled a-a. SB to the first person who can figure out how to pronounce it.

c'mon son!
That girl's name is clearly: Adasha

Correct. SB for you. I can tell you one thing, it certainly wasn't clear to me at first. I actually lol'd when she explained it.

-MBP

In reply to accountingbyday
4/6/11

accountingbyday:
He has also had two girls in his school named "Vagina" in 7 years, but hasn't taught either of them.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. What kind of a dumbass would name his/her child Vagina? Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people?

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

4/7/11

I knew a girl whose mom worked with babies at a hospital. I kid you not, one mom named her daughter Asshole, pronounced like Ashley. The same mom later named another kid Shithead, pronounced Shi-theed. I read part of Clarence Thomas's book and he met a mom who named her daughter Female because "that's the name the doctor gave her."

In reply to MMBanker14
4/7/11

jrt336:
I knew a girl whose mom worked with babies at a hospital. I kid you not, one mom named her daughter Asshole, pronounced like Ashley. The same mom later named another kid Shithead, pronounced Shi-theed. I read part of Clarence Thomas's book and he met a mom who named her daughter Female because "that's the name the doctor gave her."

Shit like this makes you think about jumping out of a window.

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4/7/11

I was at the Atlanta airport last month and "miss tanisha" made my burrito

but none of this tops shithead (pronounced shuh-teed)
http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/index.php?option=co...

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4/7/11

Haha, you think a-a and La-a are hood? Wait for "La.a."

LADOTTA. Really?? Shaniqua, Shanique (yeah, the two are different), Marang (pronounced like 'meringue'), Shanana (sha-nay-nay) ....

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4/7/11

Wait, this year's NOTY brackets are absurd.

Lekeebrion Jackson? YES.
Monsterville Horton IV? #winning
Cruise Citation Mangle? #unreal
Dr. Loveday Conquest? #amazing
Vennon Lee Bad Marriage Jr.
Shalom Dreampeace Compost
La'Peaches Pitts

And the voting leader so far . . . Moe Lester.

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4/7/11

Honestly I could give a shit less if its racist, I will still laugh. I actually could care less if people call me racist for it. Its just another useless title I would have. Its totally different to laugh at a group of people who associate by skin color when you are laughing at them for their own stupidity, then to make lynch mobs and terrorize people because of their skin color.

All of this PC bullshit is just making different groups of people resent each other more. Its people like al sharpton, jesse jackson, hitler who are or have been really good at rilling up people for the sheer purpose of making one group of people resent a different group. The world would be a much better place if people like them just shut their mouth and went about their own lives.

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4/7/11

Reminds me of the De Niro skits on S&L........fucking hilarious
http://www.guzer.com/videos/terrorist_names.php

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4/7/11

Ohh, yeah - two years ago he also had "Mr." obviously pronounced Mister.

What's hilarious is that some of the kids get PISSED when he has no idea what their name is.

I still laugh every time I think of La-a accusing him of being illiterate because he can't read her name.

In reply to TNA
4/7/11

ANT:
Wow. Mind. Blow .

FX just dominated. SB dude.

It also helps that someone posted the answer in the comment section under the video on YouTube. Just sayin'.

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In reply to cplpayne
4/7/11

cplpayne:
Reminds me of the De Niro skits on S&L........fucking hilarious
http://www.guzer.com/videos/terrorist_names.php[/q...

That skit is hilarious.

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4/7/11

My mom teaches at my hoodrat high school. She has a student named Seven. ( I think there was a Jesus-related biblical reference, but regardles...)

In reply to onemanwolfpack
4/7/11

onemanwolfpack:
My mom teaches at my hoodrat high school. She has a student named Seven. ( I think there was a Jesus-related biblical reference, but regardles...)

Or the baby daddy plays a lot of dice

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In reply to happypantsmcgee
4/7/11

happypantsmcgee:
onemanwolfpack:
My mom teaches at my hoodrat high school. She has a student named Seven. ( I think there was a Jesus-related biblical reference, but regardles...)

Or the baby daddy plays a lot of dice

Haha, the bigger question is...if she didn't get on air with Maury, how does she know who the baby daddy is?!?

Regards

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In reply to happypantsmcgee
4/9/11

happypantsmcgee:
onemanwolfpack:
My mom teaches at my hoodrat high school. She has a student named Seven. ( I think there was a Jesus-related biblical reference, but regardles...)

Or the baby daddy plays a lot of dice

plausible

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4/9/11

Bravo, you have the best vids.

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4/10/11
In reply to APAE
4/11/11

A Posse Ad Esse:
Bravo, you have the best vids.

Thank you sir.

Regards

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- Ronald Reagan

4/11/11

I had a grocery store checkout girl named Candida once. Thought it was odd that a parent would name their daughter after a yeast infection.

Funny enough, the whole ethnic name thing is a segment that takes up about one-third of the movie Freakonomics. It's pretty funny, and some of the studies that have been done on the subject are hilarious (as in, who thinks up this shit?).

In reply to Edmundo Braverman
4/11/11

Edmundo Braverman:
I had a grocery store checkout girl named Candida once. Thought it was odd that a parent would name their daughter after a yeast infection.

Funny enough, the whole ethnic name thing is a segment that takes up about one-third of the movie Freakonomics. It's pretty funny, and some of the studies that have been done on the subject are hilarious (as in, who thinks up this shit?).

I actually just watched that movie last week. I thought it was pretty good. The name part is exceptionally entertaining, especially when they just have random people saying the weird/unique names they have heard...which reminded me of my original video, lol.

Regards

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