Kanye West: Donda Chart

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/699108088687…

ROFL. I can't wait until he goes bankrupt. Fortunately, with great business ideas like these, I will probably get my wish.

Kanye West cancer research, credit cards, banks, nuclear power, and schools. I can't even fathom how anyone with an IQ above 70 takes him seriously.

 

I don't think anyone with an IQ above 70 does take him seriously. Unfortunately, there are a surprising number of people with sub-70 IQ levels inhabiting this planet.

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kanye's donda chart is to twitter what "should I start my own hedge fund?" is to WSO.

bravo sir, btw North is a stupid name.

 

Wow this had potential, but it's so bad.

Even I could have made a better impression of Bateman

Thanks for sharing though

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"
 
bengigi:

Damn, that was almost as awkward as this...

wow my gues is Utah/amish county
"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 

Kanye notwithstanding, everything the Kardashians touch turns into an embarrassment to society. Seriously- how does one go about ruining AMERICAN PSYCHO? Shame on you, Scott Disick, shame on you.

 

Scott Disick seems more stupid than drunk. I like Jared Leto better.

Also, Bateman is not supposed to have a beard. Didn't they think of that?

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 

That had such potential. The dude clearly worships Bateman... he couldn't wait till his hair was slightly longer, shave, and do a few more takes? It could have been dead on.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

There are currently civil wars, famine, and authoritarian regimes that weren't on the Axis of Evil top three hits list.....but this is what America does with its wealth? I'm not so sure this type of thing helps bolster the moral authority of our nation - the moral authority that makes us great. Do you ever get the feeling we're living in Rome circa 200AD, like we've peaked and become a decadent, crumbling shell of a civilization just waiting to be assraped by a leaner, meaner upstart?

Yeah, this kind of thing pisses me off.

Get busy living
 
Kanon:
I generally like these two rappers, and they bought it so they can do whatever they want with it, but still a waste...

Anyone else notice black girls were missing in that video? It was three white girls (maybe one's a mixed) and an asian. You'd think they'd include a 'sister' there given some past songs were about being made, black and proud...

I noticed that as well...its prolly based on what Plies said:

White girls fun, cause all of them swallow
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