My MD was Sleeping with an Analyst
(Senior Chimp, 20
Points)
on 7/1/12 at 1:00am
The most fucked up thing to be around is when your MD is sleeping with an analyst. She gets special treatment such as never having to work late; never responsible for any ofher mistakes (associates fault); going out to client meetings; traveling on roadshows; going out to client dinners; dressing inappropriately at work (ok I didnt really mind that); and being bitchy to everyone around, just to name a few






Honestly
That's a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen (read: Christie Brinkley's husband and 19-year-old Diana Bianchi). Sleeping with a subordinate of a much lower paygrade is bad news.
is this analyst
is this analyst hot?
describe the features -big tits, cute face et cetera?
Hot Analyst
She would be considered pretty hot outside IBK...meaning not just relatively hot compared to other i-banking chicks
Good looking women in banking
When there is a hottie (or almost hottie) on the banking floor, she can easily "awaken" the senses of every male banker she passes. Since none of us see daylight beyond our computer screens and occasional lunch outside the building, it's easy for any decent looking woman to seem like a possible romantic alternative to 90 hour weeks alone at the office.
this thread is worthless
this thread is worthless without pictures
they should create an
they should create an alternative position for the hottie females so they don't draw from our bonus pool.
it's there
the alternative position for hotties is called PA, personal assistent.
A dumb hottie will work as PA, marry a MD
A smart hottie will work as a banking analyst, sleep with MD, make VP, burn out
A really smart hottie will work as PA, marry a MD, divorce him after 6 months, go live on the islands.
That is ludacris
(NT)
you
all are just jealous b/c you can't get any.
Who cares is she is sleeping
Who cares if she is sleeping with the MD? Jealousy will get you no where! Just be thankful you have a hottie working at your firm. Unless you want to work with all guys...
you guys...
...kill me.
I would say a good 80% - 90% of those in IB (male and female) were considered 'below average' in the looks/ personality department in school etc. The rest of us are just freaks of nature, the exception to the rule: looks, smarts AND personality? We're just not playing fair....
could be worse
sounds to me like this situation could be a whole lot worse and will just make you work harder to get ur associates attention. most def. could be worse.
dont
dont believe that this md will stay for long
In IM (not not IB, I know)
In IM (not not IB, I know) we had a chick sleeping with someone 4 grades lower. She finally got sick of him, printed his e-mails to her (idiot) and had him fired with the threat of a lawsuit.
Ouch
Ouch
Never heard of this happening her
that guy got shafted
Secrets
C'mon
Male/Female ratio
hmmmm
Ratio
that is hot
I work in an IB and see
Don't shit in your own
why do they want to hook up
A lot of the ladies in my
Girls of iBanking
iBanking Relationships
"why do they want to hook up
You think there are girls
Sex in your cube is the best
Re: "why do they want to hook up
haha... scotty knows my one,
Recruitment policy for females
Here is my 2c. As a female,
you sound like a gold digger
Let me guess, married to an
Re: you sound like a gold digger
Re: Let me guess, married to an
nice.
i wonder
What bank do you work
MD sleeping with an analyst... and...
How about an analyst
nothing wrong with spotting gold diggers
Did you ever consider that
yes
I didn't say bankers should
grad