New Boutique Bank in VA? Inkstone Capital?
anybody heard of inkstone capital? I hear this guy manages millions, or that's what he tells all the underage tail.
i might apply, it's even got research, PE, and pwm divisions...no CEO though just a managing director. any thoughts?
Um...quite skeptical. Seems to me like a guy, a website, and a whole lot of nothing. If you can't smell the fish here, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.
you don't think its legit? he told everyone he's been throwing down huge m&a deals!
you could apply, but i doubt that you would get in. inkstone seems to only accept a select few, the best of the best, as evidenced by its 20 year old managing director and sole employee.
i interviewed with this firm for an SA position... got it past the first round but got smoked in the second round. the guy is a total stud. he a wharton grad and is one of founding members of DLJ. he opted to go onto the buyside. by day he manages multimillion dollar portfolios (mainly p/e but some special situation/distressed), and by night he is batman.
Looks like a great place to start a career. I heard Inkstone Capital was the lead bookrunner on the Snakeoil Inc. IPO.
currently working on my resume for submission..wish me luck guys.
I hear they give Z jobs for only 5 dollars
very insightful blog too, i'm going to call the MD up personally tomorrow and show him i've got what it takes to work for inkstone!!!!
tittinuts capital, i wonder if you are that MD...
to the rest of you, their "MD" is a current 3rd year at my college. you can facebook him if you like.
ficticious company.
Can't quote a price on Z jobs Whale, you know that!
If you have to ask what it is, you can't afford it.
Should've waited and checked out the site, here are few nuggets of goodness:
Check out the blog, there's a sweet entry called "Speculating on speculation"
His July stock pick is Barack Obama
"Please contact us at [email protected] for a detailed report of the portfolio in exel or pdf format. Thank you." You'd figure he'd at least spell Excel properly
"We hope people will see Inkstone Capital as a firm with the knowledge and niche to succeed in the global environment." I'm pretty sure the word niche is not being used properly in this sentence.
"Private Equity: We are more of venture capital" Which one is it?
This is priceless. Someone should e-mail and say they want to sell their $10MM Estonian wind farm and what the comps for that are. This kid's head will explode.
From the About Us section:
"We believe the beauty of life is about possibilities, and so we take chances to pursue these possibilities in life."
WOW
"creating global wealth, changing our world one client at a time"
I almost got goosebumps from that.. hehe
lol he can only "change" the world one client at a time because thats all his "firm" can handle.
dude i facebooked him... there are dozens of tim zengs and they all look like him?
i heard that he didn't get into commerce school ... or uva the first time around.
LETZ INVEST GUYZTH TIMOTHY ZENG 4 PRESIDENT
I think it's listed as Tian Zeng on facebook - He's at UVA like untitled. Site is amazing, I can't believe capitaliq can't pull it up in a company search, someone should really get on that.
inkstone capital somehow has its own facebook network. he's the tian zeng in that network, and probably the only member.
hes also on linkedin as timothy zeng. it looks like his previous summer was spent helping people install cable boxes and cable modems (or rather, as a "network engineering intern")
It smells like Aleksey Vayner.
Who talks like that? "All the underage tail"? And what's up with your username? Are you a 16-year old wigger? You're a bigger tool than the guy at "inkstone."
http://www.drmarkklein.blogspot.com/
I like the picture... looks like a yearbook photo.
Does this mean I can become an MD by starting my own firm? Why settle for an MD spot at your own firm?
Actually, I understand now.
This guys is in charge:
http://gawker.com/tag/prescott-hahn/?i=5017916&t=the-fake-hedgie-whos-c…
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