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"You don't see me going to fuckin Wall Street, pickin up a fuckin briefcase trying to type do you?"

LMAO

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

LOL.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

Guy should learn to shut the hell up unless he wants to lose all his clients. Should probably do his damn job and teach the people what they're paying him for.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
seabirdGuy should learn to shut the hell up unless he wants to lose all his clients. Should probably do his damn job and teach the people what they're paying him for.

Is this serious?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
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seabirdGuy should learn to shut the hell up unless he wants to lose all his clients. Should probably do his damn job and teach the people what they're paying him for.

Is this serious?

lol is U serious? do u injoy bein condscended at when u buin a service? nah mane. if im payin that dolla i expeck u 2 teech and be somewhat respekful. crack some jokes at me n' such, some is ok and we can lolz, but u aint gotta be mad hatin on a playa even if he axin 4 it with all them dumb clothes. do bankers treet their client like dump when they wanna do a deel? nah

that bein said, dude was pretty funny, straight clownin dawg

 
seabirdGuy should learn to shut the hell up unless he wants to lose all his clients. Should probably do his damn job and teach the people what they're paying him for.

hello kitty

 
seabirdGuy should learn to shut the hell up unless he wants to lose all his clients. Should probably do his damn job and teach the people what they're paying him for.
Paying someone to verbally and physically abuse them? That's an odd request.
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I guess it really does suck for him. He probably wanted to teach or own a gym that trained people for GGs and amateur fighting and now he's stuck with recreational wall street types.

 

I'm nearly in tears from watching that. The dude throwing "uppercuts" is my favorite.

 

This is EXACTLY how it was like teaching people to ski. (level 3 instructor speaking). So many people want to be seen doing it, and think that wearing skis makes them a skiier. Sadly they're the ones paying you but on days off out of uniform you could have so much fun with them,

I thought he was going to be unfair on some of them, and yea some people arent athletic, but the ones he picked out didnt look like they were trying.

 

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