Watch this woman fail to solve world's easiest math problem

http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-v…

​Check out this soon-to-be-famous (and/or divorced) couple as they debate how long it takes to drive 80 miles at 80 mph. Beautiful, blonde Chelsea devises a complex formula based on her running times, the estimated speed of a car relative to a minute, and a bizarre need to take said time and "cut it in half," coming up with ... 58 minutes! Hubby Travis insists that using "science and math" it would take -- wait for it -- one hour. "Chel" isn't convinced, and is offended that he claims to know the answer. While Chelsea's math "skills" have gone viral, a contrite Travis has promised her a "new shopping budget."
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Connor:
I hope he made her sign a prenup... If she even knows how to spell her name.

It's probably just a big, squiggly 'X". LOL.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
WSOWill:
I hope she leaves him

She may be dumb as rocks, but he's a fuckin clown for uploading that on youtube.

LOL they're perfect for each other, I wouldn't inflict EITHER of them on a normal person
Get busy living
 

If you're ridic enough to think it takes 40 minutes to go 80 miles at 80 mph -- even after someone has explained the correct answer to you -- then you deserve to be posted on YouTube.

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

Ok. The main problem here is that she's not even close to hot or pretty... If she WAS hot and also increased her IQ by about 100, then that would be acceptable. I feel bad for the guy

 

this is really cruel... why does did her HUSBAND of all people post this??? i could never make fun of someone like that... having a low IQ is not your fault.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

I can see this being real. I had a blonde friend that was actually hot that would have fucked that question up. We don't speak anymore :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Jesus, that was painful. Honestly, if I was that guy and somehow unknowingly married a girl that dumb...after hearing that answer, I would have asked a follow up...

If we are driving 100 miles per hour...yeah, M-P-H...and I swerve into oncoming traffic that is going 70mph...will God be kind enough to let the semi truck that hits us be filled with flammable liquids so I won't have to spend the rest of my life with you????

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96:
If we are driving 100 miles per hour...yeah, M-P-H...and I swerve into oncoming traffic that is going 70mph...will God be kind enough to let the semi truck that hits us be filled with flammable liquids so I won't have to spend the rest of my life with you????
No need to go to such drastic measures bro. You can just bang your wife hardcore when you want, and platonically date a nice nerdy girl on-the-side for your mental satisfaction. Gotta lead a double life though...not always easy.
 

I guess the benefit of cheating on her is that you could get caught and drug through a divorce...which means you might actually end up retaining a decent amount of your assets...

husband:
No, the judge said you get half. So, if I'm worth $10mm and you run the mile in 8 minutes, if you're in good shape, then the tire rotates about 400 times. $10mm divided by 400 is $25k.

...now take half of that.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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