I'm mad jelly, bro. I shit you not. Pun intended.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
GoodBread:
You maaad! Why are you stalking your soiler?

Yeah, that shit is beyond creepy. LOL.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Hey man, you shouldn't joke about these kinds of things, these internets are serious biznesses.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I ain't gonna soil you, baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread

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