A new addition to the applicants hall of fame
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on 11/16/10 at 4:32pm
Move over Vayner, Chiang, Gao, Duke kid with RBC website, theres a new applicant on the prowl to score some of that sweet ibd poon: Meet L. C.





Wow....love the sweet
Wow....love the sweet education timeline projection and the "becoming the man I've always wanted to be: an Investment Banker"
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If you take the resume alone,
If you take the resume alone, it actually doesn't look half bad. Too bad he resorted to this...
Some notes: 1) 21 and
Some notes:
1) 21 and completing b-school?
2) stocklyzer doesn't work :(
3) The background picture of the "about me" section is hilarious. Beyond hilarious. It will now be my new morning "mirror look" before I head off to work. Probably the most perfect "Magnum" ever.
4) He equates man hood to being an investment banker
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
Stocklyzer (Stock + Analyzer
Stocklyzer (Stock + Analyzer as he points out in his CV for all those uninformed) is under construction but the blog is up and running.
His education seems fucked up, 1 year at like 4 differnet places, I dont get it.
He says he wants to be the next generation investment banker, but on his CV he mentions he wants to be on a derivatives trading desk??
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I've seen pictures of his
I've seen pictures of his site a not long ago because someone got his business card but didn't want to identify the guy. Pretty funny.
I like the picture of him fixing his tie and looking away like he don't give a shit.
If you go to the About Me
If you go to the About Me section, the second heading is impeccable organization, and there is a screenshot of his rigorous schedule... It includes "Buy a Monthly Bus Card - 8:00-10:00am Monday", "Bring the bicycle to the Store - 9:00-10:00am Tuesday"
You'd think he could have gotten a screenshot of a more interesting week in his life...
He's trying to give the
He's trying to give the impression of an every day normal guy, which is obviously not the case because a normal guy doesn't usually have a fancy personal website.
Original Banker wrote: If you
If you go to the About Me section, the second heading is impeccable organization, and there is a screenshot of his rigorous schedule... It includes "Buy a Monthly Bus Card - 8:00-10:00am Monday", "Bring the bicycle to the Store - 9:00-10:00am Tuesday"
You'd think he could have gotten a screenshot of a more interesting week in his life...
lol, I didn't even attempt to read his schedule. This was fucking hilarious.
A 2 hour block devoted to buying a bus card.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
2 hours to buy a monthly bus
2 hours to buy a monthly bus card shows transactional experience...maybe not efficiency though.
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Original Banker wrote: If you
If you go to the About Me section, the second heading is impeccable organization, and there is a screenshot of his rigorous schedule... It includes "Buy a Monthly Bus Card - 8:00-10:00am Monday", "Bring the bicycle to the Store - 9:00-10:00am Tuesday"
You'd think he could have gotten a screenshot of a more interesting week in his life...
That was the most interesting week in his life.
HAHAHAH I missed the
HAHAHAH I missed the specifics of his schedule, lol.
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over/under on when it arrives
over/under on when it arrives on dealbreaker?
Coz nothing says scrappy more
Coz nothing says scrappy more than fixing your tie on a rooftop.
The "about me" section is down now. Hahaha! Hey, there's a chance that he actually read this thread man...
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Jorgé wrote: Coz nothing says
Coz nothing says scrappy more than fixing your tie on a rooftop.
The "about me" section is down now. Hahaha! Hey, there's a chance that he actually read this thread man...
not just down, he completely removed the button for it.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
-_- good website though
-_- good website though patrick you could learn something (lol jp <3)
From "RELEVANT INFORMATION"
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
What a profile picture.
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what's so bad about having a
Pathetic.
Guy is just barely 21 years
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The industry for his wealth
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"Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."
HAHA what a joke. Where did
bandwith exceeded! ahha
"I WILL PERSEVERE HIGH
bandwith exceeded.... if
Still not sure if I want to spend the next 30+ years grinding away in corporate finance and the WSO dream chase or look to have enough passive income to live simply and work minimally.
Looks like we overloaded the
Bred2Bank wrote: "I WILL
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Bandwidth Limit Exceeded The
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This was posted a month ago
Due to the bandwidth being
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
I think if his host is
i think this kid is pretty
blastoise wrote: i think this
Mr. Hansen wrote: This was
Bred2Bank wrote: blastoise
No question the guy is
Look, it doesn't matter what
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
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You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
Nefarious- wrote: Ray Finkle
Nefarious- wrote: Ray Finkle
I love the quote "My CV is
"too good to be true"
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How sad would it be if he
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derivstrader wrote: How sad
Nefarious- wrote: Ray Finkle
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
Nefarious- wrote: Due to the
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Mr. Hansen wrote: This was
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