Biggest Douche in the Universe poll

Great idea!!!! Lets have a "Biggest Douche in the Universe" poll.

a) jeffrey chiang (UT Student, BoA/MS fake offer)
b) Professor Scott Galloway (NYU Professor, berate student)
c) Mark Nazal (Duke Student, Why RBC should hire me)
d) Aleksey Vayner (Yale Student, video cover letter, liar extraordinaire)
e) John Edward (Crossing Over, last winner for biggest douche in the universe)
f) Shia Labeouf
g) UF Student, bold cover letter

Please feel free to add additional note worthy names.
Don't hate. It's an extension of picasso's post.

My Choice: Letter E, John Edward

 

Seems like suddenly there's been an explosion of douchery in the news between Shia, that Professor even Vayner's name made a comeback the other day.

It's a tough choice: I'd have to go with E) Edwards (though there are others in his party I'd select over him)

 

rebelcross - you're thinking of politician John Edwards, this is Crossing Over psychic-freak-hack John Edward

Gotta go with A) for the stupidity win here - D was a close second, but at least his claims are harder to verify. Also, honorable mention for g) Jeremy King (UF student who bought a TV and then charged his sibling to rent/use it) -edited for correct name of psycho-douche

 

Oh, you must mean John Edward, the "s" through me off, yeah he's a douche too, but in that case I'd have to change my vote to F) Shia

I mean at least Alexey and Jeffrey didn't get rewarded for their douchery, this idiot Shia's walking away with a pretty fat check

 

John Edward is beyond douche; he's borderline evil.

Of the others, Jeffrey Chiang is the biggest douche.

That NYU prof actually has a pretty legit entrepreneurial background although I disagree with throwing people out of class for showing up late. I'm sure this type of thing only happens at lesser schools like NYU.

 

Late entry??

h) Spencer Pratt

Can't stand that guy.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

This list is stupid. I would vote for any of the decade's presidents or vice presidents.

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 

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