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i agree these types of posts should have monkeyshit tossed

ive looked at the monkeyshit leaders by "tracking" them and all their posts and it is clear that these guys are getting legitimately shit on due to their unwavering need to be pooped upon loudly and firmly

top 3 shitheads

  1. ftpiper -- this terdburgular has just set up his account to be shit on apparently as no one gives him or "it" the time of day and clearly this shitmonger is just wasting his own pathetic time and wasting the time of EVERYONE on this board, and ultimately costing Patric real money and users that benefit as we all have limited time to surf and learn and have fun but if we have 10 or 12 minutes we have to sift through all these useless posts from a complete fartburner like this dipshit who is clearly the best thing since unsliced bread

  2. sirSPANKalot -- man you have a penchant for wasting your time and our readers and are totally detracting from the quality of posts out here on the boards as you know that you are not being positive you are being mostly negative. you should really just try to help people get jobs and help kids figure out their career paths. if you know so much find something useful to say

  3. mr monkeyinsuits you are really seemingly a normal poster then on occasion you just piss everyone off and until you got monkeyshat on you probably legitiimately thought you were either being funny or were helpoing others but the shit never sleeps and like banking you want to perform at your highest level here and just respect all the guys and gals working so hard day and friggin night. i wonder how you can be such a troll for what is no one's use but your own. monkeyinasuit you are really making me think that we all ought to monkeyshit literally everything you say and do as we know a stupid seemingly troll-like thread is right around the corner from anything you say that is trying to "look" helpful

  4. Eduardo - hey man honestly i can't see much that you are doing is really a problem as you are mostly trying to be funny or sarcastic which is cool i'll silver banana you man

  5. expresstrain / fordmamASSmaster and to a lesser extent tech buyout (sorry but i'm doing my best) you first two are total complete fucking dickwads and every single thing that comes out of your mouths is a bunch of hot air is is killing me and everyone on these boards. i have gotten no less than 6 pms that you are being shitslammed and quite frankly if i had any shit at all i'd most throw it on you two shitbiscuits for simply starting the most innanely idiotic and self inflicting gunshots on yourselves. you would both look very good in caskets believe me and i encourage anyone that shits on these people to light them up the same way

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You're investing way too much time in trolls my friend. Just MS them and keep it stepping

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must admit you are really on the right track about the internet being serious business and on the wrong track about just about everything you post which is blatantly obvious and from your monkeyshit totals going up by the minute you must have shit coming out of your eyeballs but we can tell that from all your posts as it is

seriously though, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

my god guys like this are clue-less as ever. get a job dude.

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