How long do you last ?
Foreplay doesn't count. Be honest
Foreplay doesn't count. Be honest
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So I can say... any number here?
Mean, median, mode, or range
"That's irrelevant." - Bill Cosby
10mins / 2^(attractiveness rating]
I look at it this way: X mins*(circumference of vaginal opening/circumference of avg vaginal opening)
Including the attractiveness rating in the formula is so accurate in so many ways.
The nominator might vary though.
My last ex was at least 3 hours. One time was 8 hours. He tried really hard. Guys on this board, us ladies likes it when its long... For real.
you're telling me he lasted 8 fucking hours. the only thing i can do for that long is sleep. good fucking god, could you walk the next day? or did he get you a wheel chair?
No, he said I was the best. Were both gym buffs, so switching positions is not a problem. He told he loved the 2 time we were together, so take that!
you must not be very good
I'm very good.
I prefer the comedian (I believe Dennis Miller) who said he and his wife are racing to see who can orgasm first. Wanda Sykes said something similar....get in there, get the deed done and move on with your life. I've got shit to do.
We both get chaffed. Really intense stuff.
That probably indicates that he has 1) a medical issue or 2) he doesn't (didn't...) find you that attractive...
He does have medical issues. Needy as hell though.
And suddenly, every guy on this forum felt inadequate.
And suddenly, every guy on this forum felt inadequate.
If any of you ever have to take an antidepressant your lady will think you are a porn star.
This is true! Add that with some MJ, Holy Bananas!
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed
Just long enough for me. Who cares about her? Am I right?!
+0.5 for starting what is likely to be an epic thread. + another 0.5 for asking for people to be honest.
I get monkey poo for being a classy lady? Thanks guys! :)
It was worth a shot. I thought it might be like that crazy Asian chick who sent everyone her pic haha.
Usually not long at all. Sometimes ill even offer to put a jimmy cap on so the girl doesn't think I'm a complete loser.
I think I gain a minute with each monthly anniversary with my girlfriend. Unless I drink makers mark - then its hours of disappointment.
It's hard enough keeping track of the year anniversaries for me!
yeah and if I last longer than 10 minutes then there won't be another anniversary
Half hour
45 minutes, consistently
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10 seconds. 5 seconds if she's not fat.
Like 10-15min average? I've never really been too concerned with how long I last, I usually get them off through foreplay once or twice before I go balls deep, so by that point they're good and I get mine.
sex for 8 hours is like making your kid smoke a carton
Nahh more like a workout for the day...
this thread did not disappoint
It depends how drunk I am, but I'm perfectly fine with putting in plenty of face time.
This was the best advice I received early in college. That intel spreads, and it's not a bad reputation to have.
About 90 seconds without a condom. Using a condom brings me up to the 1 hour territory or erectile dysfunction.
1-2 minutes depending on whether the video is 720p or 1080p.
When I was 16, I was dating a 16 year old Catholic schoolgirl and she managed to convince herself that she wanted sex more than I did. Which was not true, but I was happy to play long term greedy.
When it came to doing the deed, I just could not climax. Getting and sustaining wood was easy - I was a red blooded 16 year old schoolboy. But no matter how long I pounded, no climax.
We tried many times.
As I was a young man terrified of getting this young lady pregnant and a little naive, I bought extra strong condoms. In retrospect, I think these were designed to withstand unlubricated butt sex, but at the time I thought I was being responsible. The lack of sensitivity could have been part of the problem.
On the other hand, I was a 16 year old boy and it should not have taken me much sensation to climax even standing in the same room as a naked Catholic school girl.
Nor did I have any success when she was not naked and instead I was having my way with her while she was wearing her Catholic school uniform.
We ended up breaking up after ~6 months. So I guess that means I can last 6 months.
May more SBs be granted upon thee.
Anyone else run out of MS on CUBuffwg?
LOL I was wondering why I couldn't throw more.
For 8 hours of work you'd need a protein shake--not a glass of water.
Well on average I'm pretty drunk during coitus (final semester in college) so I'd say my average in terms of E(T) is ~13 minutes.
In the case that I'm sober and not wearing a condom? Like 2 if I'm lucky.
solid 22 mins minus the foreplay.
Sex should not last longer than an episode of the daily show, b.
Wow, one "female" enters a WSO thread, and it completely derails. How is this any different from a PUA forum now?
Just thought I'd let you guys all know the 1st ever penis shortening procedure was recently preformed in Florida.
Poll: Is it worth buying credits to re-arm the MS cannon?
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Patrick -- Maybe a future WSO enhancement would allow for multiple poo throws for especially retarded posts like some contained in this thread?
I ran out before I got to the end of page 1...
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