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LongandShortofit

10mins / 2^(attractiveness rating]

Including the attractiveness rating in the formula is so accurate in so many ways.

The nominator might vary though.

Fortes fortuna adiuvat.
 

My last ex was at least 3 hours. One time was 8 hours. He tried really hard. Guys on this board, us ladies likes it when its long... For real.

Greed is Good!
 

you're telling me he lasted 8 fucking hours. the only thing i can do for that long is sleep. good fucking god, could you walk the next day? or did he get you a wheel chair?

"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

No, he said I was the best. Were both gym buffs, so switching positions is not a problem. He told he loved the 2 time we were together, so take that!

Greed is Good!
 
CUBuffwg

My last ex was at least 3 hours. One time was 8 hours. He tried really hard. Guys on this board, us ladies likes it when its long... For real.

3 - 8 hours.....hahahaha. My dick would be worn completely raw after that much time, not to mention the wheelchair that would be needed for her (as was mentioned).

I prefer the comedian (I believe Dennis Miller) who said he and his wife are racing to see who can orgasm first. Wanda Sykes said something similar....get in there, get the deed done and move on with your life. I've got shit to do.

 
CUBuffwg

My last ex was at least 3 hours. One time was 8 hours. He tried really hard. Guys on this board, us ladies likes it when its long... For real.

That probably indicates that he has 1) a medical issue or 2) he doesn't (didn't...) find you that attractive...

Array
 

If any of you ever have to take an antidepressant your lady will think you are a porn star.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 

I think I gain a minute with each monthly anniversary with my girlfriend. Unless I drink makers mark - then its hours of disappointment.

 
E.BIT.DA

I think I gain a minute with each monthly anniversary with my girlfriend>

lol you keep track of your monthly anniversaries....
"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

Like 10-15min average? I've never really been too concerned with how long I last, I usually get them off through foreplay once or twice before I go balls deep, so by that point they're good and I get mine.

 
Stryfe

Like 10-15min average? I've never really been too concerned with how long I last, I usually get them off through foreplay once or twice before I go balls deep, so by that point they're good and I get mine.

Exactly. Ladies first and then after that it doesn't matter.
 
Hugh Myron

It depends how drunk I am, but I'm perfectly fine with putting in plenty of face time.

This was the best advice I received early in college. That intel spreads, and it's not a bad reputation to have.

"For there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."
 
Best Response

When I was 16, I was dating a 16 year old Catholic schoolgirl and she managed to convince herself that she wanted sex more than I did. Which was not true, but I was happy to play long term greedy.

When it came to doing the deed, I just could not climax. Getting and sustaining wood was easy - I was a red blooded 16 year old schoolboy. But no matter how long I pounded, no climax.

We tried many times.

As I was a young man terrified of getting this young lady pregnant and a little naive, I bought extra strong condoms. In retrospect, I think these were designed to withstand unlubricated butt sex, but at the time I thought I was being responsible. The lack of sensitivity could have been part of the problem.

On the other hand, I was a 16 year old boy and it should not have taken me much sensation to climax even standing in the same room as a naked Catholic school girl.

Nor did I have any success when she was not naked and instead I was having my way with her while she was wearing her Catholic school uniform.

We ended up breaking up after ~6 months. So I guess that means I can last 6 months.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
SSits

When I was 16, I was dating a 16 year old Catholic schoolgirl and she managed to convince herself that she wanted sex more than I did. Which was not true, but I was happy to play long term greedy.

When it came to doing the deed, I just could not climax. Getting and sustaining wood was easy - I was a red blooded 16 year old schoolboy. But no matter how long I pounded, no climax.

We tried many times.

As I was a young man terrified of getting this young lady pregnant and a little naive, I bought extra strong condoms. In retrospect, I think these were designed to withstand unlubricated butt sex, but at the time I thought I was being responsible. The lack of sensitivity could have been part of the problem.

On the other hand, I was a 16 year old boy and it should not have taken me much sensation to climax even standing in the same room as a naked Catholic school girl.

Nor did I have any success when she was not naked and instead I was having my way with her while she was wearing her Catholic school uniform.

We ended up breaking up after ~6 months. So I guess that means I can last 6 months.

I was wondering where this was going... and I wasn't disappointed. Best post on this subject so far.
"Decide what to be and go be it." - The Avett Brothers
 
SSits

When I was 16, I was dating a 16 year old Catholic schoolgirl and she managed to convince herself that she wanted sex more than I did. Which was not true, but I was happy to play long term greedy.

When it came to doing the deed, I just could not climax. Getting and sustaining wood was easy - I was a red blooded 16 year old schoolboy. But no matter how long I pounded, no climax.

We tried many times.

As I was a young man terrified of getting this young lady pregnant and a little naive, I bought extra strong condoms. In retrospect, I think these were designed to withstand unlubricated butt sex, but at the time I thought I was being responsible. The lack of sensitivity could have been part of the problem.

On the other hand, I was a 16 year old boy and it should not have taken me much sensation to climax even standing in the same room as a naked Catholic school girl.

Nor did I have any success when she was not naked and instead I was having my way with her while she was wearing her Catholic school uniform.

We ended up breaking up after ~6 months. So I guess that means I can last 6 months.

May more SBs be granted upon thee.

Fortes fortuna adiuvat.
 

Wow, one "female" enters a WSO thread, and it completely derails. How is this any different from a PUA forum now?

 
CKN

Wow, one "female" enters a WSO thread, and it completely derails. How is this any different from a PUA forum now?

What.
 

Just thought I'd let you guys all know the 1st ever penis shortening procedure was recently preformed in Florida.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heister

Just thought I'd let you guys all know the 1st ever penis shortening procedure was recently preformed in Florida.

That's like a slap in the face to every white man alive.
"Decide what to be and go be it." - The Avett Brothers
 
ebbitten

Poll: Is it worth buying credits to re-arm the MS cannon?

The only problem is that you can only throw MS or SB one time at a post. No double-shitting allowed.

@wallstreetoasis.com

Patrick -- Maybe a future WSO enhancement would allow for multiple poo throws for especially retarded posts like some contained in this thread?

 

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This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

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Get busy living
 

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