2/20/13

Examples I have thought of while writing this:
Sloth Securities
Platypus Partners
Toucan Trust (Not bad?)

Lets see who can come up with the best (worst?) one.

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2/20/13

Honey Badger Securities would be my pick just quietly...

... not that I give a sh*t

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2/20/13

On an unrelated note my go to name for any company I start will be Son & Sons. I'm really not sure why but it just feels so right.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..

2/20/13

Great work ethic at Sloth Securities

2/20/13

Tarantula Trading

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

2/20/13

Manatee Management
Sea Slug Securities
Chicken Capital

"After you work on Wall Street it's a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side." - David Tepper

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2/20/13

Ferret Financial
Bandicoot Brothers

In reply to Ruhm
2/20/13

Aardvark Advisors

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

2/20/13

Coot Corp

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
"Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

2/20/13
2/20/13

Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby Partners

2/20/13
2/20/13

Bandicoot Brothers vs Sea Slug securities holy shit I almost lost it on the conference call.

Mole-rat Munis
Rat Research
Raccoon Return Fund
Flying Squirrel Securities
Just to run with the rodent family

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.

2/20/13

Rat Research great group of guys...

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.

2/20/13

Red Rocket Research. "we have a hard on for everything" -- only buy ratings on every covered security.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."

2/20/13

Anglerfish Advisors

MM IB -> Corporate Development

2/20/13

Blue Footed Booby Brokers
Monarch Management
Rhinoceros Risk Management
Titmouse Traders
Reindeer Real Estate
Chupacabra Capital (TRADEMARK, CALLED IT, DIBS!)

Need more threads like this.

2/20/13

Mr Hands' High Yield Strategies

2 Gophers 1 Cup Capital

Goatse Gain-Loss Accountants (ok so Accountants aren't preftegious so wut)

2/20/13

Pheasant Phinancial

adapt or die:
What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

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2/21/13

Beaver Brothers Brokers
Shitsu Securities
Cougar Capital

2/21/13

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