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Examples I have thought of while writing this:
Sloth Securities
Platypus Partners
Toucan Trust (Not bad?)

Lets see who can come up with the best (worst?) one.

Comments (21)

  • Cruncharoo's picture

    On an unrelated note my go to name for any company I start will be Son & Sons. I'm really not sure why but it just feels so right.

    This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..

  • Ruhm's picture

    Great work ethic at Sloth Securities

  • yeahright's picture

    Tarantula Trading

    Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

  • Oreos's picture

    Manatee Management
    Sea Slug Securities
    Chicken Capital

    .

  • Ruhm's picture

    Ferret Financial
    Bandicoot Brothers

  • In reply to Ruhm
    yeahright's picture

    Aardvark Advisors

    Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

  • D M's picture

    Coot Corp

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • Ron Paul's picture

    Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby Partners

  • RepThyBananas's picture

    Bandicoot Brothers vs Sea Slug securities holy shit I almost lost it on the conference call.

    Mole-rat Munis
    Rat Research
    Raccoon Return Fund
    Flying Squirrel Securities
    Just to run with the rodent family

    Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.

  • RepThyBananas's picture

    Rat Research great group of guys...

    Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.

  • CountryUnderdog's picture

    Red Rocket Research. "we have a hard on for everything" -- only buy ratings on every covered security.

    "They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."

  • SECfinance's picture

    Anglerfish Advisors

  • Cookies With Milken's picture

    Blue Footed Booby Brokers
    Monarch Management
    Rhinoceros Risk Management
    Titmouse Traders
    Reindeer Real Estate
    Chupacabra Capital (TRADEMARK, CALLED IT, DIBS!)

    Need more threads like this.

  • Ron Paul's picture

    Mr Hands' High Yield Strategies

    2 Gophers 1 Cup Capital

    Goatse Gain-Loss Accountants (ok so Accountants aren't preftegious so wut)

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  • SirTradesaLot's picture

    adapt or die wrote:
    What would P.T. Barnum say about you?

    MY BLOG

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