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On an unrelated note my go to name for any company I start will be Son & Sons. I'm really not sure why but it just feels so right.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

Manatee Management Sea Slug Securities Chicken Capital

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

Coot Corp

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Bandicoot Brothers vs Sea Slug securities holy shit I almost lost it on the conference call.

Mole-rat Munis Rat Research Raccoon Return Fund Flying Squirrel Securities Just to run with the rodent family

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.
 

Red Rocket Research. "we have a hard on for everything" -- only buy ratings on every covered security.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 

Mr Hands' High Yield Strategies

2 Gophers 1 Cup Capital

Goatse Gain-Loss Accountants (ok so Accountants aren't preftegious so wut)

 

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