Most obscure animal firm name GO
Examples I have thought of while writing this:
Sloth Securities
Platypus Partners
Toucan Trust (Not bad?)
Lets see who can come up with the best (worst?) one.
Examples I have thought of while writing this:
Sloth Securities
Platypus Partners
Toucan Trust (Not bad?)
Lets see who can come up with the best (worst?) one.
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On an unrelated note my go to name for any company I start will be Son & Sons. I'm really not sure why but it just feels so right.
Great work ethic at Sloth Securities
Tarantula Trading
Manatee Management Sea Slug Securities Chicken Capital
Ferret Financial Bandicoot Brothers
Aardvark Advisors
Coot Corp
Lemming Capital
Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby Partners
Orangutan Market Intelligence
Bandicoot Brothers vs Sea Slug securities holy shit I almost lost it on the conference call.
Mole-rat Munis Rat Research Raccoon Return Fund Flying Squirrel Securities Just to run with the rodent family
Rat Research great group of guys...
Red Rocket Research. "we have a hard on for everything" -- only buy ratings on every covered security.
Anglerfish Advisors
Blue Footed Booby Brokers Monarch Management Rhinoceros Risk Management Titmouse Traders Reindeer Real Estate Chupacabra Capital (TRADEMARK, CALLED IT, DIBS!)
Need more threads like this.
Mr Hands' High Yield Strategies
2 Gophers 1 Cup Capital
Goatse Gain-Loss Accountants (ok so Accountants aren't preftegious so wut)
Honey Badger Securities would be my pick just quietly...
... not that I give a sh*t
Pheasant Phinancial
Beaver Brothers Brokers Shitsu Securities Cougar Capital
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