As a way to say thank you to our Certified Users, I wanted to announce a new benefit for those that meet some minimum standards.
If you are a Certified User, have 10 or more Silver Bananas and a SB:Monkey Shit ratio of at least 2:1, we'd like to offer a free 3 month access to our job board, a $40 value. Just e-mail Ivy your certified username and she will make sure you get access.
If you are not a Certified User yet, but meet our criteria (no exceptions), please apply by sending an email from your work account to [email protected] with your username.
Thanks,
Patrick
Yes, finally monetizing all my invaluable contributions (mostly dick jokes)
Giggity
Lol, would you make an exception for 194 SBs vs 148 monkey shits? 90% of my monkey shits came from the same (very politically charged) thread...
Also, when does this offer expire?
^lol, I must have, but not nearly as much as awm55. He got over 200 shits in that thread.
lmao, way to waste your monkey shits on politics folks
Damnit just missed the cut off. 9:6 SB to Shit.
^........you're also not a certified user.......
How do i get my profile updated.....i aint no mothafuckin analyst no more
hey man, you can email Ivy as specified in the OP. thanks
Any chance this offer is still going on?
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