New Benefit for Certified Users

As a way to say thank you to our Certified Users, I wanted to announce a new benefit for those that meet some minimum standards.

If you are a Certified User, have 10 or more Silver Bananas and a SB:Monkey Shit ratio of at least 2:1, we'd like to offer a free 3 month access to our job board, a $40 value. Just e-mail Ivy your certified username and she will make sure you get access.

If you are not a Certified User yet, but meet our criteria (no exceptions), please apply by sending an email from your work account to [email protected] with your username.

Thanks, Patrick

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Yes, finally monetizing all my invaluable contributions (mostly dick jokes)

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Lol, would you make an exception for 194 SBs vs 148 monkey shits? 90% of my monkey shits came from the same (very politically charged) thread...

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manbearpigLol, would you make an exception for 194 SBs vs 148 monkey shits? 90% of my monkey shits came from the same (very politically charged) thread...
You musta really pissed some people off to get more than 125 monkey shits in a single thread!
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manbearpigLol, would you make an exception for 194 SBs vs 148 monkey shits? 90% of my monkey shits came from the same (very politically charged) thread...
I'm in the same category. Bummer. No more politics for me....

Also, when does this offer expire?

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lmao, way to waste your monkey shits on politics folks

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