Banker Porn: Making Partner at Goldman
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on 1/21/11 at 5:33am
What does it mean to make Partner (or PMD) at Goldman Sachs? Well, a shitload of money for one thing. But beyond that, there's the prestige of knowing that you've been selected as the best - by the best - according to this video from the New York Times (hat tip Barry Ritholtz). For those of you who dream of becoming the biggest of Big Swinging Dicks, grab your box of Kleenex and watch this:





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Interesting video. The lady
Interesting video. The lady (man?)'s voice really freaked me out though.
Yeah. The narration was
Yeah. The narration was weird. And Paulson's face was SO red.
A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.
So, what does the average
So, what does the average parter make? 5-7 million a year? Really, that's not much compared to a lot of money managers...
It's more far-left populist
It's more far-left populist porn and NYT-readers porn than banker porn. Nobody outside the NYT and other than college kids salivates over GS
^^ haha couldn't have been
^^ haha couldn't have been put any better
The first speaker kept
The first speaker kept repeating himself. It can be summarized as " they will make a lot of money but that isn't their main focus." 3 minutes of life saved
Pretty much sums it up:
Pretty much sums it up:
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^^ Perfect, SB if I had any
^^ Perfect, SB if I had any credits
there's definitely a lot more
there's definitely a lot more to aspire to in finance than becoming partner at gs
haha that is hilarious...
haha that is hilarious... sorry don't have an SB for ya
The guy starting at 1:46
The guy starting at 1:46 looks like the cop from superbad
"i don't care, " "the Goldman
"i don't care, "
"the Goldman Sachs"
LOL i love it
the golden sacks LOL also
the golden sacks LOL
also this video makes UBS sound awesome (of course I know better than to believe everything on the internet!)
Why does the guy in the still
Why does the guy in the still of the video look high out his mind?
A lot of people do certain things to add days to their life. I do things to add life to my days.
"Isn't as important to them
"Isn't as important to them as being partner..."
Yours, in size
Derivstrading.... that was
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
lolll "The goldman sachs"