Ass Groping

Creep up behind them in the bathroom and stab them with a pen under their left arm pit. Make sure to get between the ribs and push through the cartilage so you can puncture the heart. Just like in Gladiator. Then walk out into the bar covered in blood and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

Why would you take your gf to a work event?

I didn't take her to a work event.

Man that's a tough one.

Perhaps you can tell your gf to slap him, and if he tries to do something back to her physically, then you can jump in in pretense of defending her.

Grab his ass

I've seen a few analysts/associates get into scuffles at bars... even interns have occasionally shown up to work with black eyes on occasion, no one cares. In fact, some of the senior guys like to reminisce about back in their day at the clubs with you. If someone grabs your girls ass you have good reason to at least shove them and demand an apology. My guess is he'll cower away back to his tool friends and jager bombs, else stab em with a pen as previously mentioned.

Also, don't go to clubs with your girlfriend, that's where ass-grabbing B&Ters hang out.

Even if you worked at GS and it was Blankfein himself who did the groping, you need to show that man what KTFO means.

Don't pussy out.

As he walks away, walk up behind him and kick the back of his knee really hard. When he hits the ground, pin his head down with your palm and demand that he apologizes. After he apologizes, let him go and move on with your night.

YOU LOOKING AT MY GIRL, IM GONNA DELETE YOU FROM MY MYSPACE PAGE

lol

Edmundo,

Don't make such sweeping claims about my generation! I'm not going to be a tool and talk about myself, but know that some of us do not question what to do in these sort of dilemmas.

To the OP, I don't how you restrained yourself. Seriously. If you want to look at it in a glass half full sort of way, congrats on your self-control.

Also, did you have friends with you? They should have your back.

I punched him. But luckily I didn't get arrested. But in the future, what should I do? I mean if I get arrested and have a record, wouldn't I kiss goodbye to FT offers? Any other ideas besides fighting?

Riiiiight.

If you're trying not to cause a scene, punch him in the face with your thumb sticking out, like a hitch hiker. You'll be about as deep in his eye socket as his hand was in your girl's ass. And he will usually fall to the ground trying to keep his eye from popping out of his head. No big scene, u just deck a guy and he falls to the ground. If you're grabbing an accompanied grls ass in a bar/club, you're pretty much trying to start shit.

you can also just go to the bouncer (tip him if necessary) and ask him to kick the guy out. just say the guy's starting stuff/groping girls in the bar..it'll probably work.

marcus you're hilarious. and kind of freak me out.

Okay, well

A) WTF Puzich?

and

B) OP is a pussy.

Man, this is why I don't go out with chicks I don't really care for. Think about it, you go out with a girl you are just casual partners with, or even a girlfriend that you're only hanging on to for now because the sex is good, then some random dude grabs her butt. Are you really going to risk your health and future over some floosey? Do you even wanna play the hero role?

If it's a chick I care for then it's no-brainer, dude is getting rocked. But if it's a broad I don't give a shit about, then I'm probably going to just restrain the dude. Sorry, I got priorities.

You hit him over the head with a fucking bar stool you pussy.

So many e-warriors in here.

Yea, but that doesn't make the OP any less of a vag. And you're a pokemon, don't you things fight for a living or something.

Listen, if you guys are trying to figure out how to handle yourself, take some inspiration from this guy:

http://dealbreaker.com/2010/04/london-trader-facing-manslaughter-charge…

Hey, that's the risk you take if you're a badass. Sometimes you're just too badass for the occasion.

In all seriousness, though, fighting is pretty toolish. Easiest way to ruin a good night. Having stupid things like this happen when they obviously weren't intended just makes it suck all the more. In the words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along!?"

lmao, that's horrible. you get a banana

punch him in the ear..... true story... it hurts like hell....

I think your girlfriend should have punched the groper in the face, hard. That's what I'd do.

Did your girlfriend run to you when this happed? If so, dump her.

Someone grabs your gf's ass while you are with her? Do you even lift?

Sorry for deleting the old post to whoever threw this an SB, I gave out too much info. Here's the summary version:

Something similar happened to a friend. He decided to beat the shit out of the guy for an alleged girlfriend ass grab. The guy got hurt pretty bad and the cops found my friend and arrested him and convicted him of battery. Cops and judges don't give a fuck about a supposed ass grab. There will likely be no evidence of that but there will be evidence of a beating.

Be careful about taking advice from Internet tough guys.

Step 1: Don't date girls that haven't out-grown there party phase. Step 2: Profit Step 3: ????????????

Well as much as I'd like to say, 'clock the fucker', that's what i did and got in trouble for it. In our fucking paramilitary big brother country (and NYC is the worst city for this shit) the only people they want defending you is the cops. Literally the guy could be dry humping your girlfriend and if you lay a finger on him it's assault or battery or some shit.

one of the reasons i'll never live here for long, i remember when i was growing up (rural area) we used to fight all the time, especially at HS football games. there were never any cops involved, one time it was late at nite so they came on a noise complaint, and just laughed as we drunkenly told them why we were fighting. moral of the story is fuck libtarded cities where you can't stand up for yourself and your friends.