Before Raj attacks WSO and Patrick...

//www.wallstreetoasis.com/guide/wso-internship-guide

On the web page for the internship guide, it says: "You’ve already gotten the internship. Why not spend $9.99 to make sure you can make the most of it? This guide will help you learn what you need to do to get that full-time offer, and have a great time doing it!" when i think it should say $19.99.

Nothing too big, just pointing it out.

 

RABLE!!! RABLE!!! RABLE!!! RABLE!!! HARUMPH!!! HARUMPH!!! HARUMPH!!!

Nice catch... And I propose a new show for Fox if they need a crapy hour long special... when Raj Attacks.

 
Frieds:
RABLE!!! RABLE!!! RABLE!!! RABLE!!! HARUMPH!!! HARUMPH!!! HARUMPH!!!
HEY! I didn't get a Harumph outta that guy!!!
Frieds:
And I propose a new show for Fox if they need a crapy hour long special... when Raj Attacks.
hahahaha
Get busy living
 
Best Response

UFO, there is always a reason to quote Mel Brooks.

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Always works... no matter what.

 
Frieds:
UFO, there is always a reason to quote Mel Brooks.
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Always works... no matter what.

Hehehe, the HARUMPH bit is one of my favorites. Spaceballs is always good too.

HEY! WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

Get busy living
 

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