DBCooper:

Having a big bank account doesn't make you that much different from the proles...I met Jim Simons while he was taking a stroll on the sidewalk by himself and chain smoking.

He doesn't have body guards with him, he didn't have anyone bring his food to him, and it's Chipotle instead of a 5-star restaurant.

Oh hell, Henry Kravis at least sometimes misses feeling like a normal person!

All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we’re in like a dirty shirt.
 
Financier4Hire:

If you were there, wouldn't you ask for an autograph ?

By the look on his face, he would've taken down your name and phone and gotten you blacklisted for life

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln
 
Little Engine Would:
Unforseen:

4 billion dollars and doesn't even get a taylor made suit?
Henry I expected more from you

Just because it isn't very slim-fitting doesn't mean it isn't tailored. That's exactly the cut I'd expect to see on a man his age.

nice pocket square
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Little Engine Would:
Unforseen:

4 billion dollars and doesn't even get a taylor made suit?
Henry I expected more from you

Just because it isn't very slim-fitting doesn't mean it isn't tailored. That's exactly the cut I'd expect to see on a man his age.

That is a horrible cut...maybe its because he s little hunched, but no taylor made blazer should cover the intire shirt collar on the back.

 
design:

This is the Chipotle at the corner of 56th and 6th, isn't it?

Somebody looking to go stalkin?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
design:

This is the Chipotle at the corner of 56th and 6th, isn't it?

Somebody looking to go stalkin?

I just recognize the column and table layout from that limited picture (but then again, all Chipotles look somewhat similar, so I'm not 100% sure). I get lunch from there fairly often.
 

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