You're actually doing this? haha Then let's also have BO designations for users (1st year analyst, 2nd year etc).

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Edmundo Braverman:
I can see the forum topics now:

Jello vs. Pudding Why is our car service a short bus? Favorite brand of paste

Aw that's mean. LOL

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Edmundo Braverman:
I can see the forum topics now:

Jello vs. Pudding Why is our car service a short bus? Favorite brand of paste

Which is more baller? Chevy Malibu or Ford Taurus

AMEX Green Card vs. Citi Gold Card (no interest for one year, of course)

Shit, and I went to a non-target

[quote=patternfinder]Of course, I would just buy in scales. [/quote] See my WSO Blog | my AMA
 

" HELP!!!!!my fucktoy wants to marry me, but I am just happy raping her, and........ SHE CAME FROM A NON-TARGET. What should I do!?!

this is gonna be the next post

jello vs pudding HAHAHAHAHA +1 imaginary banana for you :D

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

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CompBanker:
Befriending the back office gets you all sorts of benefits. Even at small offices, it can really, really help to be on the good side of the secretaries and finance staff.
^ I'm going with this as well

Yeah, I'm a fucking killjoy.

Sue me.

Get busy living
 

^

here's a reality that some of the kids will learn the hard way. it was opbvious to me not to make any enemies with people that can fuck you. anyone with a lick of sense should know that going in. however, sometimes, the BO cocksuckers have a chip on their shoulders against junior people in the front office that turns into hostility whether or not you have done anything to provoke them. this has happened to me. sorry dickheads, i graduated princeton and not ITT tech like you fuckwads and you lump me in with all the princeton grad MDs who treated you like shit. fuck you.

in these situations, you can't do much. they are already BO. what more can you do to fuck them?

what this means is that you do all of your own DP, all of your own troubleshooting, all PP and Word bullshit yourself. which fucking sucks, but that's life.

word to the wise.

 
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ivoteforthatguy:
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here's a reality that some of the kids will learn the hard way. it was opbvious to me not to make any enemies with people that can fuck you. anyone with a lick of sense should know that going in. however, sometimes, the BO cocksuckers have a chip on their shoulders against junior people in the front office that turns into hostility whether or not you have done anything to provoke them. this has happened to me. sorry dickheads, i graduated princeton and not ITT tech like you fuckwads and you lump me in with all the princeton grad MDs who treated you like shit. fuck you.

in these situations, you can't do much. they are already BO. what more can you do to fuck them?

what this means is that you do all of your own DP, all of your own troubleshooting, all PP and Word bullshit yourself. which fucking sucks, but that's life.

word to the wise.

If your ops people aren't doing their job, CC their supervisor on every email for a while.

It's a dickish thing to do, but it works.

Fear works: use it whenever necessary, and sometimes just for the hell of it.

Get busy living
 

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